Guess who’s throwing a party for Benny Blanco’s wrinkles and wisdom today? Selena Gomez, that’s who!
The clock struck midnight and Selena, like a birthday ninja, stealthily snuck onto Instagram to unleash a hilarious barrage of never-before-seen snapshots and vids featuring her and Benny. Why? Because it’s Benny’s turn to grab the spotlight as he hits the grand age of 36! Bravo, Benny, bravo!
In a heartfelt yet comically endearing birthday tribute, Selena poured out her love like syrup on pancakes. She praised Benny’s emotional fortitude, his talent that hits like a ton of bricks, and his humor that could give stand-up comedians a run for their money. And oh, let’s not forget that loving, squishy heart of his! It’s enough to make anyone swoon into a birthday cake-induced coma.
The photos? Oh, they’re precious. Snuggles, smooches, and enough cuteness to make a litter of puppies jealous. And then there’s the pièce de résistance: a video of Selena channeling her inner teacup enthusiast at Disneyland’s Mad Tea Party! Because nothing says “I love you, birthday boy” quite like spinning wildly in a giant teacup.
So, here’s to Benny Blanco, the man of the hour! May your day be filled with laughter, love, and maybe just a hint of Disney magic. Cheers to another year of being utterly awesome! 🎉🎂🥳