Ladies, gentlemen, and Swifties of the court, rise. Justice has been served hotter than a fresh batch of Starbucks lattes. Taylor Swift just pulled the ultimate Uno reverse card on Scooter Braun and repossessed her music catalog like the billionaire boss babe she is.
If you’ve been living under a rock—or worse, have no WiFi—here’s the tea: On Friday (May 30), it was confirmed that Taylor officially bought back her OG albums from Scooter Braun, the man who once controlled her first six albums like a Disney villain in a business suit. But not anymore! Insert dramatic Law & Order gavel sound.
Naturally, Taylor celebrated this major power move in the most Taylor way possible: by posting a vibey Instagram photo sitting beside her vinyl babies—aka her early albums looking thicc, shiny, and expensive. The caption? A cheeky little “You belong with me,” because of course she did. Iconic levels of petty. We applaud.
And you KNOW her bestie, the unbothered goddess that is Selena Gomez, wasn’t about to let this go unnoticed. She hopped on her Insta story quicker than fans jump on Taylor’s Easter eggs, reposted the pic, and screamed to the world:
“YES YOU DID THAT TAY!!! SO PROUD.”
All caps. No punctuation except the pride. That’s real friendship, baby.
This isn’t just about music rights—it’s about reclaiming power, legacy, and looking fabulous while doing it. Taylor Swift didn’t just win. She served, slayed, and secured the bag. And Selena Gomez is the proud hype woman we all need.
Stay tuned for Taylor’s next move—probably releasing a surprise album called “I Told You Scooter”, dropping at midnight with a 12-minute music video starring her cats and directed by Greta Gerwig.
