Move over, heartbreak — Sydney Sweeney just soft-launched her single era and it’s already going viral.
In news that has the internet clutching its pearls and dusting off their own engagement rings just in case, Sydney Sweeney has finally spilled the designer tea on her breakup with ex-fiancé Jonathan Davino, a man we only vaguely remember but will now dramatically Google like our lives depend on it.
Let’s recap: The Euphoria queen (27) and Jonathan “Mysterious Business Guy” Davino (41!!!) were together for seven whole years — that’s like 97 in celebrity relationship years — and even got engaged in 2022, back when we still thought banana bread was a personality.
But earlier this year, whispers turned into headlines when the engagement was suddenly not giving forever vibes. And now, Sydney’s breaking her silence, which in Hollywood is basically just code for “I’m about to drop some cryptic wisdom and look hot doing it.”
In a recent interview with IconicHipster.com, Sydney said:
“I’m learning a lot about myself [and] spending more time with my friends… I’m loving it.”
Translation: “I have rediscovered bottomless brunch, the ‘Block’ button, and the sacred art of revenge outfits. I am thriving.”
And when asked if there was still a wedding in the works? Our girl hit ’em with a cool, casual “no.”
That’s right. She’s single. Officially. Casually. Unbotheredly.
Sydney and Jonathan first linked up in 2018, back when people still used Snapchat filters unironically, and while their love story spanned a good chunk of the 2010s, the final chapter seems to have ended somewhere between a red carpet event and a “Hey, can we talk?” text.
Now here’s the twist: post-breakup, they were spotted having lunch. Cue the dramatic gasp. But before you start screaming “rekindled romance!” a mysterious insider (probably someone’s publicist named Karen) made sure to clarify it was just lunch. As in, two exes meeting up to discuss “vibes,” probably sign NDAs, and pretend it’s not weird.
So, what’s next for Sydney? Well, aside from world domination and making us all want to bleach our hair and get our lives together — she’s single, she’s glowing, and she’s out here living like a Dior campaign with Wi-Fi.
Sydney Sweeney: back on the market and absolutely not planning a wedding — unless it’s to herself.
