Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs To Plead “Not Guilty” Over New Federal Charges Amid Arrest

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Sean “Diddy” Combs is about to turn the courtroom into the hottest ticket in town. The rap mogul-slash-entrepreneur-slash-everything-you’ve-ever-heard-of is gearing up for the legal battle of a lifetime, and it’s not for a Grammy. Nope, it’s for sex trafficking, racketeering, and kidnapping.

But don’t worry, Diddy’s got this. Well, at least according to his lawyer, Marc Agnifilo, who says the artist is prepared to fight “with all his energy might”—whatever that means. Sounds like Diddy’s been binge-watching superhero movies and is now channeling his inner Hulk. Agnifilo has also confirmed that Diddy will be fighting outside the courtroom on September 19th—wait, outside? So, like, in the parking lot?

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At 54, Diddy’s still proving he’s got plenty of stamina, but this time it’s not for dancing, but for defending himself. The man who once gave us “Can’t Nobody Hold Me Down” will now try to prove that statement holds true in federal court. He’s got a grand jury indictment to beat, facing charges that would make even the toughest rapper drop the mic.

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“He’s going to plead not guilty, obviously,” Agnifilo chimed in, because apparently, Diddy isn’t interested in pleading “kinda guilty” or “eh, maybe.” According to the attorney, Diddy is one of those rare, unicorn-like defendants who actually shows up to cooperate with federal authorities. “Not a lot of defendants do this,” Agnifilo boasted, like a proud parent at a PTA meeting. You’d think Diddy had just earned a gold star for “Most Cooperative Alleged Criminal.”

The plot thickened when Homeland Security agents, who clearly don’t know how to party, raided Diddy’s Manhattan hotel on Monday. One can only imagine the agents’ surprise when they didn’t find a champagne tower, but instead found a federal indictment. The next day, that indictment was unsealed, revealing charges that sound like a rejected pitch for a crime thriller movie.

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So, buckle up, because Diddy’s ready to put on the performance of his life—but this time, in court. It’s “Bad Boy for Life”… but with lawyers.

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