Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs Tells Conan O’Brien To “Lock Up Beautiful Women” In Resurfaced Clip

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An old video of Diddy trying to turn Conan O’Brien into a party mastermind has resurfaced. And, well… let’s just say it’s not exactly aging like a fine wine. It’s more like expired milk — you know, the kind you accidentally sniff and regret instantly.

Flashback to 2002. Diddy (or whatever name he was going by back then — Puffy, Puff Daddy, Brother Love, Sean “I Invented Parties” Combs) was chillin’ on the set of Late Night with Conan O’Brien. The topic? The secret sauce behind his legendary parties. Spoiler alert: it’s not just about a killer playlist and a well-timed balloon drop.

Conan, in peak awkward dad mode, kicked things off with a little self-deprecation. He admitted his own shindigs were more “Paul Anka and Cheez Whiz” than “VIP and velvet ropes.” Classic Conan, right? You can practically hear the crickets chirping. But fear not, Diddy, with all the swagger of a man who believes he invented fun itself, was quick to tell Conan that he was tragically out of touch. Cheez Whiz? Pfft. The snack of sad, lonely men.

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Enter Diddy’s How to Throw a Party That Will Make You Feel Like a Rock Star masterclass. Step one: assemble a guest list hotter than the sun. We’re talking beautiful women, obviously (because Diddy has never met a cliché he didn’t want to call his own), but wait, he’s inclusive! He remembered to mention “beautiful men for the ladies.”

But what’s next in Diddy’s magical party elixir? Water. Yes, water. He stressed this like it was a revelation, as if the rest of us had been forcing our guests to drink sand at our parties. “Women drink water,” he declared like a sage. A scholar. A man who’s clearly been around hydrated women. And here we were thinking they survived on champagne and vibes. Foolish mortals.

And then… things got real weird. Diddy, in the spirit of totally normal party planning tips, casually suggested locking the doors to keep the women from leaving. You know, because nothing says “great party” like a hostage situation, right? Conan, ever the voice of reason, immediately hit the brakes. “This is starting to sound dangerous now,” he said, probably while mentally checking his contract to see if he could legally flee the interview.

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But Diddy, ever the optimist, doubled down. “It’s a little kinky,” he purred with the confidence of a man who doesn’t realize he’s broadcasting his red flags live on TV. A little kinky? More like, “Please alert the authorities.”

And as if door-locking wasn’t enough, Diddy moved on to his next essential: sweat. Because, obviously, nothing screams “fun night out” like being locked in a room, drenched, and wondering if you’re at a party or trapped in a sauna-themed escape room.

Now, this clip would’ve just been a cringeworthy, “Oh man, it was a different time” moment… if not for Diddy’s current situation. You see, in the greatest plot twist since The Sixth Sense, Diddy is now dealing with actual legal charges involving sex trafficking and his infamous “Freak Off” parties — a name that really should’ve raised a few eyebrows from the get-go.

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As of now, Diddy is residing in Brooklyn’s Metropolitan Detention Center, probably wishing he could still party like it’s 2002. But with bail denied and judges giving him the cold shoulder, it looks like he’ll be throwing his next bash in the prison yard. Party favors? Orange jumpsuits and a criminal record.

Check out the video — because nothing says “watch-worthy content” like a bizarre time capsule of party tips gone horribly, horribly wrong.

@dailymail A resurfaced interview with Conan O’Brien shows Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs, who was arrested Monday amid a s*x trafficking probe, JOKING about locking women up at parties. #diddy #seandiddycombs #seancombs #news #crime #celebnews #celebritynews #conanobrien ♬ original sound – Daily Mail

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