Sabrina Carpenter is literally too sexy for Earth and the internet just can’t handle it.
The 4’11” pop queen, Barbie dominatrix, and lyrical chaos fairy is back at it — melting faces, crushing egos, and igniting a thousand comment wars with her new album Man’s Best Friend. And yes, the cover art is basically a meme come to life: she’s on her knees, someone’s yanking her ponytail like they’re about to summon a genie, and the internet is shooketh.
So of course, the Twitter gremlins crawled out of their caves to scream,
“Does she have a personality outside of sex???”
And Sabrina, bless her unbothered soul, clapped back with the energy of a sleep-deprived raccoon in a rhinestone bodysuit:
“girl yes and it is goooooood.”
ICONIC. LEGEND. YOUR HONOR, SHE ATE.
This isn’t the first time our girl’s gotten grilled for being too sultry on stage. She’s been doing full Cirque du Soleil during her performance of “Juno,” which includes choreography that could make your grandma drop her rosary. But she’s not backing down — she’s doubling down.
“It’s always so funny to me when people complain,” she told Rolling Stone, probably while sipping a martini and filing her nails.
“They’re like, ‘All she does is sing about this.’ But those are the songs that you’ve made popular. Clearly you love sex. You’re obsessed with it. It’s in my show.”
TELL 👏 THEM 👏 QUEEN 👏
She basically said: If you’re gonna act scandalized, at least admit you streamed it 700 times.
Sabrina also reminded everyone that she’s not just riding the sexy train — she’s also out here serving ballads, emotions, and existential bops. You just don’t post those ‘cause they don’t come with hip thrusts and ponytail whips.
“There’s so many more moments than the ‘Juno’ positions, but those are the ones you post every night and comment on. I can’t control that,” she shrugged, like a glamorous oracle of pop culture doom.
“I find irony and humor in all of that… I’m not upset about it, other than I feel mad pressure to be funny sometimes.”
Sabrina, you don’t even have to try. You’re a walking punchline, a TikTok thirst trap, and a musical genius all in one sparkly human. The haters can keep screaming. We’ll be over here kneeling on the floor, begging for Man’s Best Friend to drop.
#KneelForSabrina #SexyAndUnbothered #QueenOfClapbacks
girl yes and it is goooooood https://t.co/HTWLxVKJAL
— Sabrina Carpenter (@SabrinaAnnLynn) June 16, 2025