πŸ’… Sabrina Carpenter DRAGGED for Being Too Hot, Responds with Savage Sass & Sexy Mic Drops πŸ’‹πŸ”₯

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Sabrina Carpenter is literally too sexy for Earth and the internet just can’t handle it.

The 4’11” pop queen, Barbie dominatrix, and lyrical chaos fairy is back at it β€” melting faces, crushing egos, and igniting a thousand comment wars with her new album Man’s Best Friend. And yes, the cover art is basically a meme come to life: she’s on her knees, someone’s yanking her ponytail like they’re about to summon a genie, and the internet is shooketh.

So of course, the Twitter gremlins crawled out of their caves to scream,

β€œDoes she have a personality outside of sex???”

And Sabrina, bless her unbothered soul, clapped back with the energy of a sleep-deprived raccoon in a rhinestone bodysuit:

β€œgirl yes and it is goooooood.”

ICONIC. LEGEND. YOUR HONOR, SHE ATE.

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This isn’t the first time our girl’s gotten grilled for being too sultry on stage. She’s been doing full Cirque du Soleil during her performance of β€œJuno,” which includes choreography that could make your grandma drop her rosary. But she’s not backing down β€” she’s doubling down.

β€œIt’s always so funny to me when people complain,” she told Rolling Stone, probably while sipping a martini and filing her nails.

β€œThey’re like, β€˜All she does is sing about this.’ But those are the songs that you’ve made popular. Clearly you love sex. You’re obsessed with it. It’s in my show.”

TELL πŸ‘ THEM πŸ‘ QUEEN πŸ‘

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She basically said: If you’re gonna act scandalized, at least admit you streamed it 700 times.

Sabrina also reminded everyone that she’s not just riding the sexy train β€” she’s also out here serving ballads, emotions, and existential bops. You just don’t post those β€˜cause they don’t come with hip thrusts and ponytail whips.

β€œThere’s so many more moments than the β€˜Juno’ positions, but those are the ones you post every night and comment on. I can’t control that,” she shrugged, like a glamorous oracle of pop culture doom.

β€œI find irony and humor in all of that… I’m not upset about it, other than I feel mad pressure to be funny sometimes.”

Sabrina, you don’t even have to try. You’re a walking punchline, a TikTok thirst trap, and a musical genius all in one sparkly human. The haters can keep screaming. We’ll be over here kneeling on the floor, begging for Man’s Best Friend to drop.

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