Robert Pattinson Sniffs Out Fatherhood: “My Baby Smells Better Than Yours”

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Robert Pattinson, aka everyone’s favorite brooding vampire-turned-dad, has sniffed his way into the parenting hall of fame! The 38-year-old actor and his fiancรฉe, model-musician-queen-of-cool Suki Waterhouse, welcomed their first baby last yearโ€”a girl who, apparently, has the kind of aroma that could inspire candle sales at Goop.

In true Pattinson style, the couple has been tighter-lipped than a lockbox about their little one, leaving fans hungry for details. But last month, Robert finally gave the world a whiff (pun intended) of his dad life with some rare comments about his daughterโ€”and boy, did he deliver.

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In a recent interview with Vogue, Robert dished on one of the lesser-known perks of parenting: his babyโ€™s distinct smell. Yes, weโ€™re talking Eau de Pattinson Junior.

โ€œLook, I used to think all that โ€˜babies smell goodโ€™ talk was just people inhaling baby powder,โ€ Rob confessed, chuckling. โ€œLike, come on, they canโ€™t all smell that great. Then I had a baby, and BAMโ€”turns out, my baby smells like… I donโ€™t know, magic? Sunshine? Whatever it is, I can totally identify her by smell. She doesnโ€™t smell like other babies.โ€

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Thatโ€™s right, other babiesโ€”take note. You may be cute, but youโ€™re not Pattinson baby cute.

This week, Robert hit the red carpet in South Korea for a press conference about his new movie, Mickey 17, alongside the legendary director Bong Joon Ho. But honestly, who cares about movies when weโ€™re all still processing the fact that Robert Pattinsonโ€™s nose has entered its dad era?

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Someone call a perfumerโ€”we need this scent bottled stat.

Robert Pattinson Sniffs Out Fatherhood: “My Baby Smells Better Than Yours”

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