Auntie Ricki just performed a full exterior remodel and we are absolutely GAGGING on this timeline!!
Yes babes, Ricki Lake, a.k.a. former talk show queen and honorary Thetan Level 27 (unconfirmed but spiritually correct), just served face—literally. Like, she lifted it, lasered it, and revealed it on Instagram like it was a brand-new Louis Vuitton collab. 💅🏼
In a shock-and-awe-level Insta drop heard ‘round the Operating Thetan multiverse, Ricki posted side-by-side receipts of her face and neck one year after going full Mission: Impossible on her jawline. The caption? A surgical novella of self-love, glamor, and skin elasticity—served with the kind of bravery that would make even L. Ron Hubbard beam from his spaceship throne.
“One year ago today I did a THING,” she wrote, as if she just casually bought oat milk instead of summoning the gods of collagen and snatching her entire existence.
Let’s break this down like we’re auditing her engrams:
💉 Deep plane lower face and neck lift – AKA she told gravity to SIT DOWN.
💥 Mild CO2 laser – She literally microwaved her skin and now she glows like a high-level Preclear on a sugar rush.
👩⚕️ Dr. Allen Foulad – A surgeon so elite he probably operates with diamond scalpels while reciting Scientology ethics codes.
She says she lost 40 pounds, but her chin was still giving “leftover rotisserie chicken in a ziplock bag.” So she upgraded her vessel like any future galactic overlord would.
“Trust me,” she said, “I still felt extra cute and loved myself regardless,” which is like Level 10 confidence on the Tone Scale.
This was no midlife crisis, honey. This was a midlife REVOLUTION. She said the surgery was the “icing on the cake,” but let’s be real—it’s the entire bakery, with a side of champagne and some interdimensional self-actualization.
And before y’all haters come for her like she did something shady—Ricki’s not gatekeeping. She posted the whole experience. Side angles, scar zoom-ins, lighting so soft it could reverse planetary trauma. She’s literally doing the work of a Saint Hill Special Briefing Course graduate.
BOTTOM LINE: Ricki didn’t just get a facelift—she leveled up her whole Operating Thetan aesthetic. Her new jawline? Sharp enough to slice through reactive minds.
🛸✨ So if your Thetans are feeling saggy, maybe it’s time to ditch the shame, call a cosmic surgeon, and upgrade your meat suit. Ricki did it. You can too.
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