Get ready for the last hurrah of the spandex-clad sensation, Richard Simmons. His team is pulling back the curtain to reveal what would have been his final post, leaving us all to shed a tear and shake our booties in his honor.
In a dramatic twist that would make even the most seasoned soap opera writer green with envy, Richard’s crew dropped his pre-scheduled social media swan song over the weekend. The fitness guru’s departure after his 76th birthday has us all wishing for one more glittery workout session.
Richard’s loyal minions shared a heartfelt message: “Hello, workout warriors! Our beloved Richard put his heart and sequins into every post for you. He had a gazillion ideas and would fuss over each one like a grandma perfecting her cookie recipe until it was just right.”
They added, “As you know, weekends were for Richard’s photo ops and witty captions. He always had them locked and loaded by Friday. So, in the spirit of sharing one last sparkle, here’s the post our glitzy general planned for Sunday, July 14, 2024. We figured you wouldn’t want to miss it!”
Drumroll, please. The grand finale post reads:
“‘Let me fly you to the moon so we can gaze among the stars. Love, Richard.’”
Richard Simmons, even in his final act, reminding us that the sky’s the limit, and the stars are just a twirl away.
Here is the post Richard had planned for you for Sunday July 14, 2024. 3/3
“Let me fly you to the moon so we can gaze among the stars.
Love,
Richard” pic.twitter.com/aatT3LkrsT— Richard Simmons (@TheWeightSaint) July 20, 2024
