Pink, the rockstar queen of aerial stunts and powerhouse vocals, has hit a bit of a health speed bump during her Summer Carnival Tour. Spoiler alert: it involves doctors, a canceled concert, and a whole lot of disappointed Swiss fans.
Earlier today, Pink’s entourage (yes, the folks who ensure her mic is always on point and her glitter supply never runs dry) announced that “after a thorough medical examination” the performance scheduled for July 3, 2024, at the fabulously named Wankdorf Stadium in Bern has been axed. Yes, you read that right. Wankdorf. We’ll give you a moment to giggle.
To add to the drama, Pink herself jumped on Instagram to give her fans the lowdown. Picture this: Pink, in her most glamorous pajamas, tapping away on her phone to apologize to her loyal followers.
“I am so sorry that I have had to cancel my show in Bern this Wednesday,” she wrote, probably while fighting off a rebellious cough or a wayward sneeze.
She continued, “I do everything I can to ensure I can perform for you every night, but after consulting with my doctor and exploring all options (yes, even the one where I perform in a giant bubble), I’ve been advised that I’m unable to continue with the show tomorrow.”
Cue the sad trombone. Pink was looking forward to rocking out with her fans, creating unforgettable memories, and maybe even trying out some yodeling in Bern. Alas, the universe had other plans involving bed rest and copious amounts of chicken soup.
But fret not! Pink made sure to soften the blow with the magic words: refunds. All tickets will be refunded, so you can at least console yourself with some Swiss chocolate. For the nitty-gritty details, she directed her fans to @takk_ab_entertainment, where hopefully, someone is ready to handle a flood of “but whyyyyy?” messages.
Pink’s health hiccup means Bern will have to wait a little longer for its dose of rockstar fabulousness. In the meantime, let’s all send her some virtual chicken soup and hope she’s back to her high-flying antics soon.
