MADONNA’S BACK FROM THE COSMIC CLUB DIMENSION WITH ‘VERONICA ELECTRONICA’ — A LOST ALBUM FROM 1998 THAT JUST CRAWLED OUT OF A GLITTERY TIME PORTAL

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Queen of Everything Ever, Madonna, is resurrecting a long-lost remix album from her 1998 space priestess era—and it’s called “Veronica Electronica”. Yes, that name sounds like a robot dominatrix who DJs in Saturn’s sexiest nightclub. And yes, we’re obsessed.

She’s 66, she’s ageless, and she just unearthed a time capsule from the Y2K rave abyss. This isn’t just an album drop. This is a sparkly silver event from the timeline where glitter never died and club beats heal your ancestral trauma.

💿 THE LOST ALBUM THAT WENT POOF!… UNTIL NOW
Back in 1998, Madonna had just dropped Ray of Light and turned into a mystical yoga mother who whispered poetry over trance beats. And apparently, in the background, she was also cooking up Veronica Electronica—a remix fever dream that never saw the light of day. Until now. Twenty-six years later, she decided to casually slap on some eyeliner and release it like it’s no big deal.

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According to Madonna.com (which is canon, obviously), the album includes 8 clubbed-out tracks that were originally supposed to melt minds in the ‘90s. Expect newly edited, fabulously unhinged remixes by beat sorcerers like Peter Rauhofer, William Orbit, Sasha, BT, and Victor Calderone.

Also included? A never-before-released demo called Gone, Gone, Gone—which, ironically, is now here, here, here.

💿 SHE’S SHINY. SHE’S LIMITED EDITION. SHE’S SILVER AF.
And no, she’s not just releasing this in a boring cardboard sleeve. Oh no, darling. This thing is being pressed on silver vinyl so shiny it probably reflects your past lives. The album comes wrapped in silver mylar packaging (yes, like space blankets but make it couture), and includes a 10×10 inch lithograph that screams, “I have taste and own at least one crystal.”

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Collectors, scalpers, and the ghost of Studio 54—start your engines.

🪩 WHAT IN THE ASTRAL PLANE IS ON THIS THING?

SIDE A
01 – Drowned World/Substitute For Love (BT & Sasha Bucklodge Ashram New Edit) – For meditating while emotionally spiraling on a club floor.
02 – Ray Of Light (Sasha Twilo Mix Edit) – Prepare to ascend. Literally.
03 – Skin (The Collaboration Remix Edit) – The song equivalent of licking electricity.
04 – Nothing Really Matters (Club 69 Speed Mix Meets The Dub) – For when you realize nothing matters except this bassline.

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SIDE B
05 – Sky Fits Heaven (Victor Calderone Future New Edit) – You will astral project.
06 – Frozen (Widescreen Mix and Drums) – Let it go before Let It Go was even a concept.
07 – The Power Of Good-Bye (Fabien’s Good God Mix Edit) – Say goodbye to sanity.
08 – Gone, Gone, Gone (Original Demo Version) – Previously gone. Now found. Thanks, Madge.

🎉 RELEASE DATE: JULY 25
Set your alarms. Mark your calendars. Light your incense. Veronica Electronica is beaming down from the space rave mothership on July 25.

Until then, the “Skin” remix is already slapping its way across streaming platforms. Stream it. Stare into the void. Grow stronger.

Madonna said, “I’m not done,” and the universe said, “Yasss, mother.”

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