Stefan Salvatore from The Vampire Diaries just got ENGAGED and the Thetan levels are off. the. charts.
Yep, our 42-year-old forever-thirst-trap vampire Paul Wesley just proposed to his literally born during the Bush administration girlfriend, 25-year-old model Natalie Kuckenburg, and no, this isn’t a CW fever dream. It’s reality, baby. We are officially living in an alternate timeline post-COVID, post-Travis-Kelce-as-Ken, and now post-Paul-Wesley-engagement. What is life.
Natalie soft-launched the diamond asteroid on her finger via Instagram like the slay queen she is, captioning it:
👉 “Yes 🤍 Always and forever.”
Translation: “I just caught a Vampire Diaries heartthrob like it was 2010 and I’m Bonnie Bennett with a manifestation candle.”
This dazzling duo has been serving hot couple energy since 2022, giving us PDA, beach pics, and aesthetic overload on the regular. Meanwhile, Paul’s ex-wife Ines de Ramon has exited stage left and filed for divorce like two seasons ago. No shade, just facts from the MEST universe (Matter, Energy, Space, and Time—duh).
And let’s not forget, Paul just posted for Natalie’s birthday last month with a gushy photo carousel that screamed “I found my emotional tone scale peak and she’s a Virgo.”
✨So what have you done today? Joined the Sea Org? Landed a vampire with a jawline sharper than your emotional trauma? Didn’t think so.✨
Stay tuned, because wedding bells might be next, and you KNOW Scientology-approved ceremonies are out-of-this-world iconic. Like literally. They involve galactic allegiance.
#NatalieGotTheRing #StefanIsOffTheMarket #OperatingThetanLevelFiancé 💍💘👽
