Sydney Sweeney Says Cassie Is Still Crazy, Still Crying, and Coming Back in ‘Euphoria’ Season 3—Which Is, Quote, “UNHINGED”

May 26, 2025

Sydney Sweeney is back as everyone’s favorite emotionally unstable blonde in HBO’s Euphoria! That’s right, Cassie Howard—high school’s messiest love warrior—is returning for Season 3, and according to Sydney, things are about to go even more off the rails. Like, if the train already flew off the tracks, did a cartwheel, and landed in a TikTok thirst trap… this season is the sequel.

In a recent interview with IconicHipster.com, the 27-year-old scream queen of Gen Z chaos gushed about her beloved character Cassie, the human embodiment of a Lana Del Rey song and a Pinterest mood board labeled “crying in the bathtub.”

“I have such a soft spot in my heart for Cassie,” Sydney said, while presumably cradling a scented candle and whispering affirmations to a photo of Nate Jacobs. “She is crazy. She makes so many mistakes. She’s flawed on so many levels, but she does it all from a place of love. Like… maybe a tragic, confusing, possibly illegal version of love, but still!”

And don’t worry—Cassie’s wild ride isn’t slowing down. In fact, Sydney begged for more chaos. Literally.

“I’ll read something, then I’ll call Sam [Levinson], and I’m like, ‘Let’s go crazier.’ And he’s like, ‘I’m all in,’” she revealed.

If you’re wondering how much more unhinged this show can get—after the hot tub puke, the hallway scream-fests, and Maddie almost body-slamming Cassie into another dimension—Sydney promises: “This season is unhinged.” Translation: buckle up, besties.

While she’s busy method acting her way into another emotional breakdown on Euphoria, Sydney is also taking over literally every screen known to man. She’s got Echo Valley coming to Apple TV+ in June (probably less crying, but no promises), then Americana in August, and The Housemaid in December (yes, she’s haunting the holidays too). She’s also filming a Christy Martin biopic, and if that wasn’t enough, she’s starring in Split Fiction, directed by Jon M. Chu—aka the man who made musicals sexy again.

So basically, Sydney Sweeney is booked, busy, and still emotionally spiraling—in the best way possible. And if Cassie starts crying in a cornfield in Season 3? Just know Sydney probably asked for it.

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Fifth Harmony Reunites at a WNBA Game and Fans Are SCREEEAMING (Internally, and Also Loudly)

May 26, 2025

The unthinkable just happened—and no, Camila Cabello didn’t crash the stage (yet). Ally Brooke, Lauren Jauregui, and Dinah Jane pulled up for an iconic mini Fifth Harmony reunion at none other than… drumroll, please… a WNBA game. Because nothing says “girl power” like hoops, high notes, and hot dogs.

The holy trinity of harmonies showed up to the Chicago Sky vs. Los Angeles Sparks game at Crypto.com Arena in LA on Sunday night (May 25). Yes, Crypto.com Arena—aka the place formerly known as Staples, now sponsored by the economy’s weird cousin who trades NFTs.

Anyway. The LA Sparks themselves posted the most iconic courtside content with the caption:

“Give it to me I’m worth it! Fifth Harmony courtside at the Sparks game today. 🏀 #WNBACelebRow”

Like… that caption deserves a GRAMMY. Someone give the Sparks’ social media manager a raise and a fan cam edit.

The Sparks ended up slamming the Sky with a final score of 91-78, but the real victory was watching Ally, Lauren, and Dinah vibe like it was 2016 all over again. Throwback energy? Through the roof. Especially when their BOP “That’s My Girl” randomly blasted from the arena speakers—because of course it did. Destiny was like: “Y’all, it’s time.”

Dinah, the proud historian of chaos, posted on her IG story:

“when this song randomly plays on the speakers & we can’t help ourselves but bust out singing it,”

followed by:

“haven’t heard this song in a min…. but I think it’s slowly coming back to us….”

Baby, it never left us.

And this isn’t even their first adventure this month! Just a few weeks ago, Dinah and Lauren were spotted living their best sparkly cowgirl lives at Beyoncé’s Cowboy Carter Tour at SoFi Stadium. Post-concert? They hit the ultimate late-night snack jackpot: carne asada tacos.

Lauren posted:

“A time was had and ended in carne asada tacos,”

to which Dinah replied like the supportive bestie she is:

“def a well needed night!! love youuu siss💕” and “Bey + Tacos 🥂😭😭”

Honestly? Mood.

So… is a full Fifth Harmony reunion actually in the cards? Well, Lauren did speak on it late last year and hinted that the girls are still in touch—which in celeb speak basically means “never say never.” 👀

Until then, we’ll be over here, blasting “Work From Home,” pretending we’re at the WNBA game with courtside nachos and main character energy.

Fifth Harmony at a WNBA game? That’s my girl.

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Demi Lovato Is Out Here Rehearsing for Her Wedding Like It’s the Grammys, and We’re Not OK

May 25, 2025

Demi Lovato just pulled a full Disney princess moment and said “I am the main character” at her wedding rehearsal, and honestly? We’re living for it.

Spotted in a white dress so clean it could blind your ex and erase your credit card debt, Demi strutted through her practice wedding ceremony like she was headlining Coachella. By her side? Fiancé and certified tattooed softboi Jordan “Jutes” Lutes, who looked like he’d won the lottery—and he basically did.

Roll the tape! The duo was hand-in-hand, flashing smiles so big they probably triggered a few satellites. Their wedding planner was also there, doing the lord’s work and trying not to cry while guiding two hot people through a practice fairy tale.

And just when you thought it couldn’t get more iconic—they turned the rehearsal into a mini Met Gala. Cameras clicking, friends cheering, and us? Crying in the club over how good Demi looks in white. Honestly, give her an award. Or a tiara. Or both.

Reminder: this magical matrimony is actually happening this weekend! After nearly three years together and an engagement that’s old enough to vote in Gen Z years (18 months), Demi and Jutes are finally making it official. Yup, rings will be exchanged, vows will be dropped harder than a surprise album, and love will legally win.

ICYMI, the lovebirds met back in 2022 while working on music together. So yes, this is technically a workplace romance and HR has nothing on them. Jutes popped the question in December 2023, and since then, it’s been full steam ahead to what looks like the most Pinterest-core wedding of all time.

And word on the street is… the wedding is today. So brace yourselves, because Demi might show up looking so good someone in the pews might catch a case of the literal “Heart Attack.”

Demi Lovato Is Out Here Rehearsing for Her Wedding Like It’s the Grammys, and We’re Not OK

Alexis Bledel Spills the TEA on Her ‘Handmaid’s Tale’ Exit and Honestly, Emily Deserved a Nap

May 25, 2025

Plot twist: Alexis Bledel finally opened up about The Handmaid’s Tale, and y’all… it’s giving trauma, radioactive wastelands, and girlboss revenge murder.

The Gilmore Girl gone gritty, Alexis—yes, Rory but make it dystopian—played Emily/Ofglen from seasons 1 to 4 on the super Emmy-snaggy Hulu show, before she Irish-exited the series ahead of season 5 like someone ghosting a toxic situationship.

Now 43 (and still looking like she drinks the blood of youth), Alexis recently got real with IconicHipster.com, spilling some rare behind-the-scenes thoughts on portraying a character who went through the absolute worst.

“It was deeply upsetting to even imagine Emily going through something like that—being captured, powerless, with no say over her body,” Alexis said, probably while sipping tea and staring solemnly out a rainy window. “I was actually offered the role and when I read the pilot script, I immediately said yes. Somehow, Bruce just knew I had Ofglen in me.”

Umm, BRB while we unpack the fact that someone looked at sweet, sweater-wearing Alexis and was like “Yes. This woman screams rage-fueled dystopian warrior.”

Anyway, for those who missed it (or blocked it out like a bad ex), Emily went through *literal hell*. We’re talking:

Government-mandated mutilation 💀
Working in a radioactive wasteland aka the “Colonies” (which is not, in fact, a hip new startup)
And casually participating in a revenge-fueled murder squad.
So yeah. She wasn’t exactly living her best life.

Her final scene? Oh, nothing major—just helping a squad of rogue Handmaids turn Commander Fred Waterford (aka Trash King of Gilead) into a human piñata. Justice *was* served. Cold. Like revenge. And also like leftovers.

For her role as Emily, Alexis *did* get herself an Emmy, which is basically Hollywood’s way of saying “Sorry you had to act out all that trauma. Here’s a trophy.”

“I am forever grateful to Bruce Miller for writing such truthful and resonant scenes for Emily,” Alexis added, probably while avoiding eye contact with anyone holding a red cloak. “And to Hulu, MGM, and the whole cast and crew for their support.”

Honestly? Iconic behavior.

Also, side note—Elisabeth Moss once passed on *The Handmaid’s Tale*, which is a bit like saying, “Yeah, I almost didn’t go to the party where I met Beyoncé.” But that’s another tea kettle for another time.

Alexis Bledel Spills the TEA on Her ‘Handmaid’s Tale’ Exit and Honestly, Emily Deserved a Nap

Kenan Thompson Spills the SNL Tea: Big Shakeups Could Be Coming in Season 51

May 25, 2025

(And No, He’s Not Talking About New Ketchup Flavors)

Alright comedy nerds, brace yourselves—Kenan Thompson, the human time capsule who’s been on Saturday Night Live since what feels like the dawn of Wi-Fi, just dropped some spicy hints about Season 51 of the show. Yes, FIFTY. ONE. That’s more seasons than there are fast food chicken sandwiches.

The 47-year-old sketch legend (and unofficial Mayor of NBC) casually teased that some changes might be cookin’ behind Studio 8H’s doors. And no, not just the writers finally figuring out how to use TikTok.

In a chat with Page Six, Kenan got all cryptic-uncle-at-the-BBQ on us, saying:

“Especially this year where it feels like there’s maybe, possibly, a lot of change next year.”

Translation: Something’s up, but I legally can’t say what without getting tackled by Lorne Michaels in a three-piece suit.

He went on to get a little sentimental, saying,

“You want everyone to stay forever, knowing that people may be making decisions this summer…it’s always like you want your kids to stay young.”

Awww. We’re not crying. YOU’RE crying. Okay, we’re all crying. But also—is he saying the cast is like his kids? Because if so, Bowen Yang better start calling him Dad.

And here’s the kicker: Kenan hasn’t officially re-upped for Season 51.
Yup, after 22 seasons—TWENTY-TWO—he’s playing it coy.

“You just never know what the future holds,” he mused, like a comedy Gandalf.

He added that he doesn’t want to be “the stale old man riding the same thing.” (Honestly, same. That’s why we all quit that gym membership we got in 2021.) He reassured us, though, that SNL is still “one of his favorite places to be.” Which makes sense—where else can you dress like an alien politician one minute and a grandma who raps the next?

So… what does it all mean? Cast shake-ups? Surprise exits? A surprise return of the Kenan & Kel duo?! No one knows for sure. But one thing’s certain: if Kenan does hang up his sketch comedy sneakers, we’ll all be ugly crying into our Weekend Update mugs.

Stay tuned. And maybe learn how to do a decent Lorne Michaels impression—just in case you’re needed.

Zombies 4: Dawn of the Vampires Trailer Is Here and It’s FANG-tastically Dramatic 🧛‍♀️🧟‍♂️

May 25, 2025

Disney just dropped the trailer for Zombies 4 and let’s just say… things are getting batty. Literally.

Your favorite pastel-haired cheerleader and her monster-loving boo are back in Zombies 4: Dawn of the Vampires, and this time they’re trading pep rallies for fang fights.

🚗💀 SUMMER ROAD TRIP? MORE LIKE SUMMER OH-NO-THEY-DIDN’T.
So Zed (aka your favorite zombie jock played by Milo Manheim) and Addison (the glowing goddess Meg Donnelly) are just trying to vibe on a chill summer road trip. You know, snacks, selfies, Spotify playlists. But BAM—plot twist—they accidentally take a wrong turn into a vampire vs. daywalker turf war. Classic Disney detour.

Now these two are forced to play camp counselors in a spooky supernatural sleepaway camp, trying to stop a monster-sized feud before it turns into full-blown glittery war. It’s Twilight meets Camp Rock, and yes, you should be scared (and maybe slightly obsessed).

🧛‍♂️💅THE DRAMA! THE TEETH! THE EYELINER!
We’ve got new monsters in the mix, and they’re serving major drama:

Freya Skye as Nova: vampire queen with enough eyeliner to kill a man.
Malachi Barton as Victor: possibly brooding, definitely brooding.
Julian Lerner is Ray the daywalker, which is basically code for “vampire with a good skincare routine.”
Swayam Bhatia, Mekonnen Knife (YES that’s his real name and YES he’s a vampire), and a whole crew of new bloods are ready to bite… into their roles.

Also, shoutout to Lisa Chappell as Vampire Eldress, who we can only assume is 98% cape and 2% sass, and Jonno Roberts as Commander Bright, who probably yells a lot.

🗓️ MARK YOUR CALENDARS, MONSTER FANS!
Zombies 4: Dawn of the Vampires premieres Thursday, July 10 at 7pm ET/PT on Disney Channel, and hits Disney+ the next day—because Disney knows you’re not staying up that late.

🚌 BONUS: THE MONSTER SQUAD IS GOING ON TOUR!

Freya, Malachi, and Mekonnen are hitting the road this summer for the Descendants/Zombies: Worlds Collide Tour—which sounds like the most chaotic, sparkly, scream-filled event since your last group chat argument. Check the dates, grab your fake fangs, and prepare to scream “ZOMBIES RULE” in public.

Virginia Giuffre Laid to Rest, But Her Legacy Refuses to Sit Still

May 25, 2025

Virginia Giuffre, the American-Australian truth-teller, survivor, and all-around powerhouse who famously stared down a royal, a monster billionaire, and a yacht-load of enablers, has been laid to rest at the age of 41, following her tragic death by suicide.

The woman who once sued Prince Actual Andrew of England and lived to tweet about it (and win a settlement), was cremated in a private funeral ceremony that took place at Pinnaroo Valley Memorial Park — which, despite sounding like a whimsical Hobbit village, is very much a real cemetery in Padbury, Australia.

Family, friends, and likely a few angels who owe her one gathered to remember Virginia, a woman who not only survived a waking nightmare but used it to fight for others still stuck in theirs. She didn’t just call out the powerful — she dropkicked them into the headlines and demanded justice. That’s not bravery, that’s next-level superhero stuff.

“She was a fierce warrior,” her family said in a statement, which might be the understatement of the century. Virginia was the Serena Williams of survival. The Joan of Arc of the MeToo era. A beacon of light with zero tolerance for royal nonsense.

“Despite all the adversity she faced in her life, she shone so bright,” they added, reminding us that even though the world can be incredibly cruel, some people respond by lighting it up anyway.

Virginia’s children — Christian, Noah, and Emily — were the center of her universe, her brightest stars, and likely the only humans she’d drop the mic for. And while her passing leaves a void, her voice echoes loudly in the halls of justice, courtrooms, survivor circles, and maybe even Buckingham Palace’s panic room.

In case you forgot: in 2021, she sued Prince Andrew, alleging he sexually assaulted her when she was 17 as part of Jeffrey Epstein’s elite predator club. The case was settled in 2022, and the world gave her a slow clap while the royal family did damage control faster than you can say “non-apology.”

Her family also shared a note Virginia left behind, though its contents haven’t been made public. But knowing her, it was probably part heartfelt goodbye, part battle cry, and part “Please don’t let Prince Andrew weasel out of this one.”

Rest in power, Virginia. You were more than a survivor. You were a storm in heels, a thorn in the side of predators, and a reminder that even when the system fails, one voice can shake the walls. 💔🔥👑

Virginia Giuffre Laid to Rest, But Her Legacy Refuses to Sit Still

“Director of Live-Action Lilo & Stitch Responds to Pleakley Fashion Crisis: ‘I Tried, OK?!’”

May 25, 2025

The internet is in full meltdown mode over… Pleakley’s wardrobe choices. Yes, that one-eyed alien icon who famously slayed in heels and wigs back in 2002 is now serving… less in the live-action Lilo & Stitch. And fans are not having it.

So, what’s the tea? In the OG animated movie, Pleakley went full-on fabulous—think undercover Barbie at a Hawaiian luau. Wigs, dresses, gender-fluid fabulousness, the whole nine yards. But in the shiny new live-action version, our alien fashionista (played by Billy Magnussen) is rocking a more traditionally masculine look. And fans are like, “Sir. What is this?”

Enter director Dean Fleischer Camp, a.k.a. the man in the crosshairs of the Great Pleakley Drag Debate of 2025. Dean took to TikTok to address the Pleakley Panic, reading fan comments aloud like it was a dramatic reading of the Constitution.

“I’ve had people message me, ‘Why is Pleakley not wearing a dress?’” Dean said, clearly feeling the digital side-eye of a thousand millennials and Gen Z-ers.

Then, in a tone that screamed “I’m just a man doing my best,” he confessed:

“I tried… I tried.”

That’s right, he TRIED, y’all. This isn’t a man who forgot to pack the wigs—he fought the good fight. And just to prove he wasn’t bluffing, he whipped out some receipts in the form of concept art that showed Pleakley in a fabulous red wig and classic blue dress, a look straight out of the animated movie’s greatest hits.

Fans: “Why isn’t Pleakley in a dress?”
Dean: “Look! I gave y’all wig realness on paper!”
Studio execs: 👀💼💰

So, was it the studio? Was it budget cuts? Was it intergalactic fashion police? We may never know. But one thing’s for sure: Pleakley’s drag era almost made a comeback.

The new Lilo & Stitch is in theaters now, but the discourse is still hotter than Stitch’s laser gun.

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Sophie Turner Cheers On Ex Joe Jonas’ New Album Like a Total Legend (Yes, Really!)

May 25, 2025

Sophie Turner is out here being the coolest ex ever. Like, Hall of Fame-level chill.

In case you blacked out during the last season of your own life, here’s a quick recap: Sophie “Queen in the North” Turner (29) and Joe “still rocking skinny jeans in 2025” Jonas (35) were married from 2019 to 2023. The divorce wrapped up neatly (or as neatly as celeb divorces ever do) in September 2024 after a custody battle that had more twists than a House of the Dragon plotline. They now split parenting duties for their adorable tiny humans: Willa (4) and Delphine (2).

Fast forward to now—Joe just dropped his second solo album Music for People Who Believe in Love on May 23 (which, let’s be honest, sounds like the kind of album you listen to while staring dramatically out a rainy window). And guess who popped up to support him like an absolute icon? Yep, Sophie Turner herself.

She took to her Instagram Story and posted:

“Go go @joejonas”

Which honestly feels like the emotional equivalent of showing up to your ex’s album release party in a cute outfit and good vibes only. Bonus points: she even included a Spotify link. Because love might be over, but support is forever.

Joe, being a sweet little cinnamon roll, reposted Sophie’s shoutout to his own Instagram Story and threw in a heart-hands emoji. The digital equivalent of “thanks, mate” with a side of ✨growth✨.

Now, before you get too invested in romantic reunion fanfic, pump the brakes. Sophie’s been pretty hush-hush about the breakup, saying in an interview back in October 2024 that she can’t spill the tea (probably because lawyers are lurking in every bush).

Meanwhile, Joe’s been out here trying the dating scene again. Which, let’s face it, has to be intimidating when your ex is a literal Stark queen and Emmy nominee.

But hey—if there’s one thing we learned from this modern fairytale, it’s that love might fade, but mutual respect, tasteful emojis, and killer Spotify links? Eternal.

Stay tuned for Joe’s next album: Music for People Who Are Co-Parenting and Kind of Crushing It.

Sophie Turner Cheers On Ex Joe Jonas’ New Album Like a Total Legend (Yes, Really!)

Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce Hit Up Florida for a Romantic Escape (Now Subpoena-Free!)

May 25, 2025

🚨BREAKING NEWS, Y’ALL: Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have officially taken their love (and apparently their appetites) to the sunny swamps of Florida! And this time, no legal drama in sight—just vibes, seafood, and whatever weird humidity does to curly hair.

The 35-year-old pop queen who literally wrote a song called “Florida!!!” (triple exclamation marks because, duh, Florida energy) was spotted with her NFL bae, Kansas City Chiefs tight end and full-time golden retriever boyfriend Travis Kelce, dining out at Harry’s Bar & Restaurant in West Palm Beach.

Were they hiding? Absolutely not. They sat in a very conspicuous half-circle booth, which is basically the VIP throne of public dining. Witnesses say they looked cozy, cute, and dangerously well-fed. The couple of two years didn’t try to sneak away under a hoodie or inside a giant tote bag (Rihanna-style)—they just existed in public like it’s 2014 or something.

MMA fighter Joe Andres Cortes (yep, we’re name-dropping now) snapped a pic of the lovebirds looking blissfully unaware that thousands of Swifties would soon be enhancing and dissecting the photo like it’s evidence on CSI: Relationship Goals.

Musician Mark Morrison (of “Return of the Mack” fame, yes him!) also joined the photo frenzy, sharing a shot of Tay looking like someone just told her there’s a new cat café opening next door. Happy. Glowing. Unbothered. Possibly full of fries.

This sighting also marks Taylor’s glorious return to the public eye after the drama llama that was the Justin Baldoni subpoena saga. ICYMI: Baldoni’s legal team was trying to drag her into some mysterious Blake Lively legal plotline (Taylor’s Universe really is wilder than Marvel’s at this point), but they’ve now dropped the subpoena like it was a bad Tinder date.

Oh, and in actual music news: a new track from Reputation (Taylor’s Version) just slithered its way into an episode of The Handmaid’s Tale final season. That’s right—Miss Snake Queen is still reclaiming her legacy and landing sync deals like a boss.

Taylor and Travis are thriving in Florida.
Justin Baldoni’s subpoena is gone. Poof. Like your ex’s excuses.
Taylor is now Handmaid-core.
And somewhere, Gatorade sales just spiked because Travis Kelce was seen in Florida.

Stay tuned. Taylor might drop an album and a shrimp po’ boy recipe next.

Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce Hit Up Florida for a Romantic Escape (Now Subpoena-Free!)

Rosie O’Donnell Looks in the Mirror, Yells “WHO IS SHE?!” After Mounjaro Glow-Up

May 25, 2025

Rosie O’Donnell, 63 years fabulous and now suspiciously smaller, just dropped a photo bomb on Instagram that has fans clutching their pearls and their Mounjaro prescriptions. In her Friday post (May 23), Rosie served svelte comedy queen realness, standing onstage in a cozy sweater and pants, mic in hand, looking like she just stepped off the set of a Weight Watchers commercial directed by Wes Anderson.

Her caption? “I can’t believe this is me now.”
Honestly, same, Rosie. SAME.

Naturally, she blessed us with hashtags too: #mounjaro, #weightloss, and the ever-relatable #bodydismorphia — because apparently, even famous people can’t believe what’s going on with their reflection in the Zara dressing room mirror.

ICYMI, Mounjaro is that hot new Type 2 diabetes med that moonlights as a celebrity weight loss secret weapon — a cousin to Ozempic and Wegovy. Basically, it’s the “Keto” of injections, minus the bacon.

Rosie’s not gatekeeping, though. A few months ago, she spilled the tea on TikTok:

“I’ve lost more weight. I am on Mounjaro for my diabetes, and one of the side effects is you lose weight.”

Side effect? More like main character energy.

But wait, there’s more. Rosie also confessed she’s living that DIY lifestyle these days. Gone is the L.A. chef (RIP luxury). Now, she’s personally whipping up meals for herself and her son Clay, proving that even former daytime TV royalty can get down in the kitchen — or at least microwave something enthusiastically.

After moving to Ireland (because why not pivot from comedy to Celtic living?), Rosie had to go clothes shopping in Dublin because nothing in her closet fit anymore. We imagine her in the dressing room whispering, “Large? Just large? Where’s the rest of it?!”

“I’m one of those people who always had a weight issue,” she shared. “Now that I’m a size large — instead of XL or XXL — I find it shocking.”

Honestly, if “Large” is the new “Wait… is that Rosie O’Donnell or someone cosplaying her from the ’90s?” then we fully support it.

Back in January 2023, Rosie said her doc had her on both Mounjaro and Repatha (a cholesterol med — because why have one health glow-up when you can have two?). She also cut back on sugar (RIP cupcakes), and started moving more, which we assume includes running to grab the remote or enthusiastically dancing when Clay puts on a TikTok playlist.

“My appetite has decreased significantly,” she said, crediting the meds and, presumably, the fact that Irish snacks don’t hit quite like American junk food.

So here we are. Rosie O’Donnell is slimmer, snarkier, and serving “before and after” realness. Someone give her a cooking show, a fashion line, or at least a trophy that says “Best Use of Hashtags by a Comedian in 2025.”

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Hayley Atwell’s Dogs Tooted on Tom Cruise, and Honestly, She Deserves an Oscar for Apologizing With a Straight Face

May 25, 2025

Breaking news from the land of A-list awkwardness: Hayley Atwell, aka Peggy Carter, aka one of the classiest humans alive, had to look Tom Cruise dead in the face… and apologize because her dogs turned his lap into a gas chamber.

Yup. This really happened.

Appearing on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon (because where else would you confess to your dogs Dutch-ovening an action icon?), Hayley spilled the tea on how her French Bulldogs took “Mission: Impossible” to “Mission: Gas Leak.”

Let’s rewind.

Hayley said that during pre-filming training for Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning (which, side note, sounds like a sequel and a breakup all at once), she had to do the usual: fight scenes, stunt training, and—plot twist—movie night at Tom Cruise’s house. Because apparently, when you’re Tom Cruise, inviting people over for a little cinematic bonding is just Tuesday.

“So there we are,” Hayley explains, “eating popcorn, bonding, building up rapport.” All very wholesome.

But then Tom, ever the charming gentleman, says: “I hear you have dogs. You should bring them.”

Cue ominous music.

Now, Hayley thinks this is a good sign — like, “If my dogs like him, he’s solid.” Dogs are good judges of character. What they’re not, apparently, is considerate dinner guests.

She brings her two Frenchies over. They immediately fall in love with Cruise. (Who wouldn’t? The man does his own stunts and probably makes his own hummus.) They hop on his lap like he’s a luxury dog bed from Pottery Barn and settle in for the movie.

But here’s the kicker: French Bulldogs are adorable little stink machines.
Hayley drops the bomb (pun fully intended): “They farted on him. The whole movie.”

Imagine sitting next to Tom Cruise while your dogs are crop-dusting his face like it’s Normandy and he says nothing. Nada. Zilch. Just quietly munching popcorn like he’s immune to the cloud of doom wafting off his lap.

Meanwhile, Hayley’s internally spiraling. Other guests are gagging (probably debating whether this counts as a chemical weapon). And Tom? Just vibing.

Finally, after what felt like an eternity of Eau de Frenchie filling the air, Hayley breaks the silence:

“Sorry for all the tootin’.”

SHE SAID “TOOTIN’.” OUT LOUD. TO TOM CRUISE.
Like this is a scene from Bridesmaids 2: Flatulence Protocol.

“And then I was like, ‘What am I even saying?!’” she added.

Girl, SAME.

Hayley Atwell’s dogs may never win an Oscar, but they did gaslight (or just gas) one of the biggest movie stars in history. And she handled it like a queen.

Tom Cruise, if you’re reading this, just know: you’re a better man than the rest of us. Because anyone else would’ve yeeted those pups straight out the Dolby Theater.

BREAKING: Billy Ray Cyrus and Elizabeth Hurley Are Italy’s Hottest New Power Couple and the Vibes Are Immaculate

May 24, 2025

Well, well, well… look who just broke the internet AND the red carpet.

Billy Ray “Achy Breaky Bae” Cyrus and Elizabeth “Still Got It, Always Had It” Hurley just popped out in Rome looking like the cover of a country-glam fairytale. The duo made their couple debut at the Orizzonti Rosso Exhibition Opening Dinner at the ridiculously fancy Palazzo Barberini — because if you’re gonna go public, you might as well do it in a palace, amirite?

Billy Ray, 63, strutted in like a rhinestone cowboy who just discovered European art, rocking an all-black ensemble topped off with a cowboy hat so brown it practically yeehaw’d on its own. He also wore sunglasses indoors, which means he’s either too cool or couldn’t find his reading glasses. Probably both.

Next to him, Liz Hurley, 59 going on forever fabulous, wore a bubblegum pink dress with sleeves so dramatic, they deserve their own Netflix limited series. If Barbie had a British cousin who lived for red carpets and romance plot twists, it’d be Liz.

Bonus Plot Twist: Her son Damian Hurley tagged along like the supportive fashion royalty he is. Honestly, with genes like that, this family probably wakes up flawless.

In case you missed it: the internet collectively gasped last month when Liz and Billy Ray confirmed they’re dating. Yes, Hannah Montana’s dad and the queen of ’90s romcom chic are now a thing. How did this happen, you ask? Holiday movie magic, of course. The two first met while filming the 2022 festive flick Christmas in Paradise, which—judging by recent events—was also a rom-com for real life.

Anyway, the couple looked smitten, stylish, and slightly confused about what time zone they were in. Love is alive, guys. And it wears fringe and fuchsia.

Stay tuned for the inevitable duet, a spicy reality show, or at the very least a chaotic Instagram Live.

BREAKING: Billy Ray Cyrus and Elizabeth Hurley Are Italy’s Hottest New Power Couple and the Vibes Are Immaculate

Cannes You Believe It? Elle Fanning, Cate Blanchett & Halle Berry Shut Down the 2025 Film Fest in Full Glamzilla Mode

May 24, 2025

Well guys, the red carpet has officially been rolled up, the champagne flutes are empty (except for that one guy still nursing his mimosa), and the French Riviera can finally exhale—the 2025 Cannes Film Festival is over, and the stars made sure to go out with a sparkly bang.

Elle Fanning, Cate Blanchett, and Halle Berry showed up to the closing ceremony looking like the holy trinity of haute couture. If fashion were a competition (which, let’s be honest, it totally is), these three just Thanos-snapped the rest of us into last season.

The grand event went down on Saturday, May 24, at the ultra-glam Palais des Festivals in Cannes, aka the world’s fanciest excuse to wear sequins and expensive borrowed jewelry.

But wait—the guest list wasn’t just a trio of fabulousness. The red carpet also welcomed:

Paul Mescal, who probably smoldered so hard cameras short-circuited.
Simone Ashley, looking like royalty on vacation.
John C. Reilly and wife Alison Dickey, bringing peak adorable vibes.
Adam Lambert, dressed like your stylish future overlord.
Stellan Skarsgård, who may or may not be 87% cinematic gravitas.
Renate Reinsve, giving off mysterious indie goddess energy.
Jeremy Strong, possibly still in character.
Da’Vine Joy Randolph, living up to her very joyful name.
And of course, Jane Fonda, who could honestly out-glam everyone while power-walking in sneakers.

Earlier this week, Elle Fanning and Renate Reinsve were spotted having a wholesome “we’re besties in a period drama” moment at the premiere of their new flick, The Sentimental Value—which sounds like a movie that might make you sob into a $12 latte.

Fashion alert! Because you know we need the deets:

Elle Fanning floated in wearing a custom Chanel dress and enough Cartier to open a boutique.
Cate Blanchett wore Louis Vuitton so flawlessly, we’re assuming the gown sewed itself onto her body.
Adam Lambert went full designer bingo with Balmain, Dolce & Gabbana, Alexander McQueen, EgonLab, Nina Ricci—basically every fashion house RSVP’d to his outfit.
Renate also rocked Louis Vuitton, because why not coordinate your couture with Cate?
Da’Vine Joy Randolph glowed in a custom Cong Tri dress that definitely deserves its own IMDB page.

Cannes is closed, the glam is maxed out, and somewhere in France, a bedazzled croissant is weeping with joy. Until next year, mes amis! 💋✨

Cannes You Believe It? Elle Fanning, Cate Blanchett & Halle Berry Shut Down the 2025 Film Fest in Full Glamzilla Mode

Hailey Bieber Fangirls Hard as Justin Bieber Crashes SZA’s Concert Like a Pop Music Ninja

May 24, 2025

Well well well… guess who pulled a full Beyoncé and dropped in unannounced at SZA’s concert? None other than Canadian crooner and former purple hoodie enthusiast Justin Bieber!

On Friday night (May 23, mark your calendars, Beliebers), the SoFi Stadium in Los Angeles went feral when Justin—yes, the Justin—just casually strutted onstage mid-SZA set like it was a backyard BBQ and not a sold-out arena.

SZA, the 35-year-old queen of emotionally destructive bops (we love to cry-dance), was minding her business belting out tunes on her Grand National Tour with Kendrick Lamar when—BAM!—suddenly the Biebs shows up in a full black fit, serving “I’m in the Matrix but make it fashion” vibes in a Balenciaga jacket.

Together, they performed a duet of SZA’s song “Snooze,” which ironically, had no one snoozing. If anything, people in the crowd were experiencing cardiac events from excitement. After serenading us all into emotional submission, Justin kissed SZA’s hand like a Victorian prince who just got his Spotify Premium comped, and the two started dancing like it was prom night in an indie film.

Meanwhile, Hailey Bieber, a.k.a. the hottest seat-holder in the building, was in the crowd living her best supportive wifey life. She posted multiple Instagram Stories, including one that said, “My 2 favorite artists” with a snap of Justin and SZA on stage. Awww. We see you, Hailey. Queen of dual fangirling and flawless skin.

Anyway, if you weren’t at the concert or didn’t see Hailey’s Stories, congrats—you now have FOMO for the rest of the month.

Hailey Bieber Fangirls Hard as Justin Bieber Crashes SZA’s Concert Like a Pop Music Ninja

Chrissy Teigen’s Head Wrap Look Wasn’t a Fashion Statement—It Was a Hairline Plot Twist

May 24, 2025

Chrissy Teigen just hit us with the most dramatic selfie since your cousin tried lip filler on FaceTune.

On Thursday, the queen of kitchen chaos and Twitter clapbacks, Chrissy Teigen, popped up on Instagram LIVE FROM HER HOSPITAL BED, looking like she had just fought a pillow and lost. Her whole face was wrapped up like a designer burrito, and naturally, the internet went, “Um. Ma’am? Are you okay??”

Was she in a mummy cosplay? Mid-transformation into a drag queen version of Voldemort? The possibilities were endless.

But fear not, nosy internet friends (aka all of us). The next day, Chrissy took to her Instagram Story to drop some truth bombs and calm the bandage-induced panic.

“Hi friends! A lot of you worried about my hospital pic which is very understandable as I gave no explanation lol,”

Translation: Oops, forgot to tell the class what science experiment I’m in now. My bad.

She then revealed the mystery procedure: a hairline lowering surgery.

Yes, you read that right. Hairline. Lowering. Surgery.

“Lost a lot in the front from babies and it’s just very thin up there,” Chrissy said, because apparently birthing small humans comes with the added bonus of forehead expansion.

And in case you’ve ever admired her hairline on a red carpet? Hate to break it to you, but those lush locks were brought to you by the fine guys at Clip-In & Co.

“When you see it on a carpet it’s ALWAYS extensions,” she confessed, probably while sipping soup with a side of surgical stitches.

She also dropped this gem:

“Anyhow I’ll share more later if you’re interested in the journey because it really is a journey lol.”

Which is celebrity speak for “There will be content. Stay tuned. Like and subscribe.”

Chrissy even posted a close-up of her fresh forehead stitches—because if you’re not zooming in on your scalp for millions of followers, are you even an influencer?

Oh, and P.S.—in other Chrissy news: she recently shared that after nearly three years of being off the sauce, she broke her sobriety. Which proves that even the most glam humans are just trying to get through life, one forehead stitch and wine glass at a time.

Chrissy Teigen is out here lowering her hairline, raising awareness, and casually living her truth under layers of gauze—and honestly? Mood.

Chrissy Teigen’s Head Wrap Look Wasn’t a Fashion Statement—It Was a Hairline Plot Twist

Bad Bunny Posts Thirst Trap So Spicy, Calvin Klein Briefs Are Now Considered NSFW

May 24, 2025

🚨 ALERT: BAD BUNNY HAS LEFT THE CHAT (AND ALSO HIS CLOTHES) 🚨

Bad Bunny, a.k.a. Benito “I Do What I Want” Martínez, just dropped a selfie that could singlehandedly cause global phone overheating. The 31-year-old reggaeton heartthrob blessed Instagram with a thirst trap so bold, so cheeky, and so borderline illegal, it might be considered a public service—or a public hazard, depending on who you ask.

The man is literally just standing in his Calvins. That’s it. That’s the post. Mirror selfie. No shirt. No pants. No shame. Just pure, unfiltered bunny buns.

And if you’re wondering why he decided to go full underwear model on us, let us remind you: Benito is officially a Calvin Klein spokesperson now. So yes, this was technically work. Somewhere in a Calvin Klein office, someone got paid to approve this post. Iconic.

The photo was casually dropped into a carousel of “fotos” (his words, not ours) like it wasn’t about to cause a worldwide spike in screen brightness. Fans? Screaming. Internet? Broken. Us? Googling “how to sue someone for making us blush through an iPhone.”

Let’s not forget that his first Calvin Klein campaign already broke the internet two months ago, and even had other celebs crawling into the comments section like it was a group chat. We’re talking major 🔥 emoji energy.

Meanwhile, Mr. Bunny isn’t just showing skin—he’s also getting ready to show up in Puerto Rico, where he’s doing a residency that sold out faster than concert ticket bots could say “refresh.” If you didn’t grab tickets, good luck. You’ll now have to sell your car, your kidney, and maybe your neighbor’s house for a resale seat.

One thing’s for sure: between the steamy selfies and the sold-out shows, Bad Bunny isn’t just hot—he’s absolutely on fire. Somebody get this man a fan… and maybe a robe.

Bad Bunny Posts Thirst Trap So Spicy, Calvin Klein Briefs Are Now Considered NSFW

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Aubrey Plaza Rises Like a Darkly Dressed Phoenix at Cannes, Slays Red Carpet, and Premieres New Movie ‘Honey Don’t’

May 24, 2025

Cannes you believe it?! Aubrey Plaza just made her 2025 red carpet comeback, and let’s just say… she didn’t just attend the Cannes Film Festival, she Plaza’d it.

On Friday night (May 23), Aubrey showed up looking like she just walked out of a noir fever dream—in the best way—at the premiere of her new movie Honey Don’t. And yes, the crowd probably whispered “Honey, DO 👏” as she stepped onto the carpet in France, serving dark glamour, mystery, and “I’ve seen things” energy.

Joining her glam squad of mischief were fellow stars Margaret Qualley (aka indie film royalty), Charlie Day (aka chaos personified), Talia Ryder (Gen Z it-girl alert), and Lera Abova (cooler than you, don’t try). Oh, and the brains behind the madness—director Ethan Coen and co-writer Tricia Cooke—were also there, probably plotting their next cinematic crime.

This red carpet moment is big—not just because it’s Cannes (where even the snacks are pretentious), but because it’s Aubrey’s first public appearance since the tragic passing of her husband Jeff Baena earlier this year. Jeff, who died by suicide in January at 47, had reportedly separated from Aubrey months before. Heavy hearts, y’all—but Aubrey walked that carpet with quiet strength, grace, and a look that said “I’m grieving, but also thriving.”

So, what’s Honey Don’t even about? Buckle up, babes—it’s a dark comedy (duh, it’s Aubrey) that follows Margaret Qualley as Honey O’Donahue, a small-town private investigator with Nancy Drew if she had trauma energy. She starts snooping around a bunch of bizarre deaths tied to a church that definitely gives “secret cult that sells essential oils” vibes. There’s mystery, mayhem, and a lot of side-eye.

Oh, and the trailer? Pure chaos. Popcorn-flying, gasping-out-loud chaos. Mark your calendars, cinema snobs—Honey Don’t hits theaters August 22. Until then, expect Aubrey to haunt your timelines like the sexy ghost of sarcasm past.

Aubrey Plaza Rises Like a Darkly Dressed Phoenix at Cannes, Slays Red Carpet, and Premieres New Movie ‘Honey Don’t’

Jessica Alba Spotted Canoodling with Mystery Man in London – Cash Warren Who?!

May 24, 2025

Oh, Jessica Alba said, “Hot Girl Summer starts now,” and she meant it. Fresh off her February divorce from longtime hubby Cash Warren (RIP to that era), our girl Jess is already out here living her best rom-com life — in London, no less. Bridget Jones, move aside.

The 44-year-old actress was seen on Sunday (May 19) getting real cozy with a mystery man who is currently listed in our files as: “Handsome Stranger With Shoulder-Rubbing Skills.” The two were spotted in Regent’s Park, looking like a Nicholas Sparks novel on legs. According to footage obtained by IconicHipster.com, this mystery dude crept up behind Jessica and started rubbing her shoulders like he was auditioning for The Bachelor: British Invasion.

But wait, it gets juicier.

Eyewitnesses (aka nosy park walkers living for the drama) told the outlet, “They looked very intimate.” Translation: They were all up in each other’s personal space like two teenagers at a school dance. They walked hand-in-hand, rented out deck chairs (how British and adorable?), and apparently had a full-on makeout session in the middle of the park. Love was literally in the air — along with possibly some pollen.

“It looked very much like a new relationship,” the onlooker added, probably while sipping tea and calling their group chat like, “Y’all, Jessica Alba is smooching a new man in front of me. Send snacks.”

In case you missed the gossip memo: Jessica and businessman Cash Warren officially filed for divorce earlier this year after being married since 2008. They’ve got three kids together — Honor (16), Haven (13), and Hayes (7) — who are probably rolling their eyes right now like, “Mom, please stop trending.”

No word yet on the identity of the mystery man, but you can bet the internet sleuths are already working overtime. Until then, we’re just going to assume he’s either a charming poet, a soft-spoken barista, or a secret royal with a foot massage license.

Stay tuned, lovers. Jessica’s next chapter is looking spicy. 🌶💋🇬🇧

Jessica Alba Spotted Canoodling with Mystery Man in London – Cash Warren Who?!

Sister Squad Goals! The Haim Sisters Crash Cannes to Hype Up Alana’s New Heist Flick

May 24, 2025

Cannes? More like HAIM-PALOOZA! 🎉

The 2025 Cannes Film Festival got a triple dose of cool-girl energy on May 23 when the Haim sisters — aka Alana, Danielle, and Este, aka your indie-rock fairy godmothers — hit the red carpet to support their girl Alana in her new flick, The Mastermind.

Let’s break it down: Alana Haim isn’t just shredding guitars anymore — she’s now acting her heart out as Terri, the wife of a wannabe art thief named James Mooney. Think Ocean’s Eleven, but with more emotional damage and probably way less Clooney.

The movie stars Josh O’Connor (aka Prince Charles from The Crown, aka “Wait, why is he hot now?”) as the art-stealing husband, and honestly? The drama is real. Art! Crime! Marriage problems! Cultural prestige!

But wait—there’s more! Alana and Josh had a cute lil’ moment on the red carpet. 👀 Was it a flirty glance? A friendly giggle? A secret handshake only attractive co-stars know? Whatever it was, Twitter is already shipping it. #JoshLana is loading…

And before we forget—FASHION ALERT: All three sisters showed up in matching Louis Vuitton fits, because apparently being talented AND genetically blessed isn’t enough—they also have to slay the fashion game. Rude, honestly.

So yeah. Cannes got Haim’d. And we’re obsessed.

Sister Squad Goals! The Haim Sisters Crash Cannes to Hype Up Alana’s New Heist Flick

Scientologist Elisabeth Moss Shuts Down Bonkers (But Hilarious) Theory That Taylor Swift Secretly Snuck Into ‘The Handmaid’s Tale’ Like a Pop Ninja

May 24, 2025

Alright Swifties, simmer down.

Scientologist Elisabeth Moss just took a moment from overthrowing dystopian regimes and dodging Gilead drama to address the internet’s latest conspiracy theory: that Taylor freakin’ Swift low-key popped up in The Handmaid’s Tale. Yes, really.

So here’s how this fever dream started: In season six, episode nine, Taylor’s Look What You Made Me Do (Taylor’s Version™, because royalties) blares in the background while June “Don’t Mess With Me” Osborne leads a full-on rebellion. Honestly, it’s a moment. Drama. Power. Vengeance. Feminism. Streaming rights.

Naturally, fans immediately went full FBI and started whispering, “Wait… is that tall shadowy figure in black… Taylor Swift?!”

Y’all. Please.

Elisabeth Moss heard the chatter and basically said, “Bless your delulu hearts, but nope.”

In a recent interview, Moss laughed it off like a queen who just saw someone try to fight Aunt Lydia with a pool noodle:

“Of course it’s not her. Oh my God, that’s hilarious,” she said, probably while sipping herbal tea and wearing a hoodie that says “Not Taylor Swift.”

She did admit, though, that the crossover energy between Handmaid’s Tale fans and Swifties is a powerful, borderline nuclear force:

“The fan engagement on Handmaid’s is so intense, and then marrying that with the Swifties is like, Jesus Christ. It’s so fun.”

(Translation: We love y’all, but also… please breathe.)

And just to really clear the fog, Moss added:

“She’s pretty busy. I feel like if she was going to come do our show, we would’ve made sure we saw her face.”

Translation: If Taylor was on set, there would be a parade, a 10-minute monologue, five Easter eggs, and at least one scarf.

Sorry guys, no undercover Tay Tay in Gilead. But hey, dare to dream. And in the meantime, keep looking for her in the background of literally every other show. Is that her on Succession? In Euphoria? Selling Sunset?

Stay chaotic, internet.

Scientologist Elisabeth Moss Shuts Down Bonkers (But Hilarious) Theory That Taylor Swift Secretly Snuck Into ‘The Handmaid’s Tale’ Like a Pop Ninja

Britney Spears vs. Airplane Etiquette: A Dramatic Sky-High Saga Featuring Vodka, Cigarettes, and Confusion

May 24, 2025

Britney Spears just turned a routine flight into a full-blown sitcom, and honestly? Emmy-worthy. Move over “Airplane!”—this is Britney: The JetSuiteX Chronicles.

So here’s what went down: On May 23, Britney allegedly attempted to spark up a cig and sip some vodka mid-flight on a semi-private JetSuiteX plane from Cabo to L.A. Yes, you heard that right. The “Toxic” icon apparently got a little too inspired by her own lyrics and thought, “With a taste of your lips, I’m on a flight.”

Flight attendants reportedly shut that down faster than a fan asking for a backstage pass. Cigarette extinguished. Vodka confiscated. Britney was met by authorities upon landing who basically gave her a, “Girl, what were you thinking?” warning. But was she fazed? Not Britney. Oh no. The next day, she jumped on Instagram and gave her side of the story—and it’s giving chaos, comedy, and… kindergartener who just had sugar.

Let’s break down the Britney-isms, shall we?

“Me yesterday !!! It’s actually incredibly funny !!!”

Oh, we’re off to the races. If “funny” means borderline getting kicked off a plane, then yes, hysterical.

“Some planes I’ve been on you can’t smoke mostly but this one was different because the drink holders were on outside of seat !!!”

BRITNEY. MA’AM. The location of the drink holder does not affect federal aviation laws! But points for creativity. That’s like saying, “I thought I could drive 90 in a school zone because the cupholders were in the door!”

“Confession it was my first time drinking VODKA!!! I swear I felt so SMART.”

Vodka: the new Adderall? Harvard, are you hearing this? Britney just discovered the drink that makes you feel like Einstein with eyeliner.

“I was like wow what the heck is in there!!! I felt so clear and smart!!! And said I want a cigarette so bad !!!”

This is giving middle school diary entry energy and we are living for it.

“My friend put it in my mouth and lit it up for me so I was like OH SO THIS IS A PLANE WHERE YOU CAN SMOKE!!!”

Logic is doing backflips. Britney saw someone light a cigarette and assumed she’d boarded a 1970s time-travel flight. Bless her.

“I do so apologize to anyone I offended but the flight attendants always make sure I’m way at the back of plane anyways!!”

She apologized… kinda. But also shaded the flight crew. The duality of a pop princess.

“I thought officials greeted me as support and I was like WOW I feel special!!! I’ve never been to an international airport!!! Am I famous or something???”

This sounds like the inner monologue of someone waking up from anesthesia. But also—yes, Britney, you are famous. Please don’t forget that.

“She didn’t like me the moment I got on plane!!! … I didn’t like the way she put the seatbelt on me and invaded my space!!!”

Britney really said ✨vibes were off✨. Not the seatbelt being the villain in this story.

“Oh well you guys like my flower choker??? B tiny is coming soon and that’s something we have added!!! It’s honestly adorable!!!”

And just like that, we pivot to promotional mode. From in-flight drama to flower choker plugs in one breath. Queen of branding.

Britney may not know FAA regulations, but she does know how to turn a mildly chaotic moment into an Instagram novella. Was it a PR crisis? Maybe. Was it peak comedy? Absolutely. Britney Spears: blessing the skies with confusion, couture, and a little secondhand smoke since 2024.

Now if you’ll excuse us, we need to go rewatch Crossroads and drink vodka until we, too, feel “so SMART.”

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Britney Spears Allegedly Lights Up Mid-Flight and Gets Grounded by the Fun Police (a.k.a. Flight Attendants)

May 23, 2025

Britney Spears just added a little chaotic sparkle to 30,000 feet.

According to TMZ (a.k.a. The Gossip National Guard), our favorite pop legend reportedly turned a chill JetSuiteX flight from Cabo San Lucas to Los Angeles into a surprise edition of “Oops! I Smoked It Again.”

Here’s what allegedly went down: Britney, age 43, was sipping a little something-something in her seat—on a semi-private plane no less (we’re talking rich, but not Taylor Swift’s jet rich). Then, as if transported straight from a Vegas nightclub in 2007, she apparently whipped out a cigarette mid-air and just lit up. Yep, as if she was backstage at the VMAs and not inside a flying aluminum Pringles can with oxygen tanks.

Flight attendants reportedly said, “Girl, no,” and told her to extinguish the cig ASAP, which she did. But by the time they landed in L.A., the authorities were waiting at the gate like it was the season finale of a reality show called “Flightmares: Diva Edition.”

Britney was given a polite but firm “ma’am, don’t do that,” and was allowed to strut off into the California sunshine, possibly humming “Toxic” under her breath. JetSuiteX, for their part, gave a classy “no comment,” which is corporate speak for “we’re still recovering emotionally.”

Let this be a reminder to all of us: just because the plane feels like your personal tour bus doesn’t mean you can light up like it’s 2001.

Stay grounded, guys.

Britney Spears Allegedly Lights Up Mid-Flight and Gets Grounded by the Fun Police (a.k.a. Flight Attendants)

Kim Kardashian Reacts to Verdict in Her 2016 Paris Robbery Case — and No, She’s Not Saying “Merci” to Everyone

May 23, 2025

Back in 2016, while most of us were struggling to find the right Snapchat filter, Kim Kardashian was living through a real-life horror movie in Paris — and not the romantic, baguette-and-beret kind. We’re talking full-on heist vibes: masked robbers, guns, and millions in bling gone poof from her hotel room. Très traumatic.

Fast forward to now — years, therapy sessions, and at least six Skims collections later — and we’ve got a verdict: eight out of ten people involved in the robbery were found guilty. The other two? One got a slap on the wrist for a weapons charge, and the other probably left court like, “Merci, next.”

Kim took the stand like the reality TV version of Elle Woods in Paris, detailing how the experience changed her life and her relationship with jewelry. Spoiler alert: she’s not exactly sleeping with diamonds under her pillow anymore. Now it’s all security protocols, armored vehicles, and probably a bodyguard named “Steve” with Matrix-level reflexes.

In response to the verdict, Kim gave a statement that was equal parts powerful and polished. She said:

“I am deeply grateful to the French authorities for pursuing justice in this case. The crime was the most terrifying experience of my life, leaving a lasting impact on me and my family…”

Translation: “I went through literal hell, but I’m still here — glowing, contour on point, and evolving into a legal queen.”

Her legal team also chimed in, saying Kim was brave, the French legal system was classy, and that she’s now laser-focused on criminal justice reform. Honestly? Elle Woods would be proud. Except Kim’s law books come with matching Skims.

So what now? Justice has been served croissant-style, Kim’s healing, and the robbers will be spending some très boring years behind bars. As for us? We’ll keep watching, scrolling, and sipping tea from the sidelines — just as Kris Jenner intended.

Stay safe, keep your jewels locked up, and never underestimate the power of a reality star with a law degree-in-progress and a mission.

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