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Donald Trump Shares Surprisingly Sweet Jimmy Carter Tribute … Wait, Is This the Same Guy?
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Geoffrey Owens Still Grappling with Hollywood’s Tight Purse Strings, 6 Years After His Trader Joe’s Moment
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Dulce La Cantante Passes Away at 69: A Farewell to a Legend
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Richard Perry, Hitmaker Extraordinaire & Jane Fonda’s Former Beau, Moonwalks to the Great Beyond at 82
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