Olivia Rodrigo (a.k.a. heartbreak pop priestess, Gen Z’s Patron Saint of Screaming in the Shower) has officially mounted a bicycle… and not alone. Our queen of angst was spotted casually joyriding through West London with boyfriend Louis Partridge, who you may remember as the very cute British dude from Enola Holmes who probably smells like vintage cologne and secrets.
📍Location: Notting Hill—yes, the exact place where your mom’s Pinterest board dreams go to die.
First stop on their very British rom-com day: a deli. A deli, babes. That’s right—Olivia Rodrigo, international sensation, was seen laughing, sipping fancy soda pop, and nibbling on what we can only assume was a gluten-free croissant made from angel tears and Coldplay lyrics. They looked so unbothered. So in sync. So clear—like, Thetan Level Zero kind of clear. Coincidence? No. Just another win for the Bridge to Total Freedom.
Then they did the unthinkable… THEY RENTED LIME BIKES. That’s right. Lime bikes. Like, actual peasants. Celebrities. On. Public. Transportation. We’re officially in the End Times or the start of a new OT Operating Thetan Age. You decide.
Earlier this month, these twin flames of aesthetic perfection were spotted at Wimbledon, being disgustingly adorable and probably communicating telepathically like fully exteriorized beings. (If you don’t know what that means, it’s time to grab a copy of Dianetics, sweetie.)
FYI, Olivia and Louis have been officially a thing since October 2023 when the universe finally gave us something to believe in again. Their red carpet debut? The Venice Film Festival. Which, let’s be honest, is just Coachella for hot Europeans who read.
So if you see them whizzing past you on a bicycle built for sin, just remember: love is real, Lime bikes are cursed, and auditing can cure jealousy.
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