🚨 NICK HOGAN CHANNELS EMOTION, TEARS, AND THETANS IN WILD TRIBUTE TO HULK HOGAN AKA BIG DOG DADDY OF WRESTLE UNIVERSE πŸ’”πŸπŸ’ͺ

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NICK HOGAN just broke the internet with a post so emotional it made Tom Cruise cry in mid-air during a HALO jump.

In a total Level 8 OT burst of emotion, Nickβ€”yes, that Nick, the son of the legendary tank-top-wearing, brother-shouting cosmic wrestling deity HULK HOGANβ€”has spoken out for the first time since his dad ascended to the Big Ring in the Skyβ„’.

On Sunday, Nick (35, but emotionally stuck in a Daytona Beach tanning booth) posted on social media and it was giving β€œauditing session meets WWE Smackdown meets father-son soap opera with a dash of interdimensional grief.” πŸ’₯πŸ’«

β€œThank you to everyone who reached out to me,” Nick started off like he was literally standing on a mountain screaming into the void. β€œThis has been OVERWHELMING.”

Like… yeah, Nick. The universe is collapsing and Hulk Hogan is gone. We’re all overwhelmed. Even my cat started hulking out in grief.

He went on to say the stories people have been sharing about Hulk β€œhave been incredible and comforting,” which is low-key beautiful but also sounds like a deleted scene from Battlefield Earth.

Then things got real OT VIII emotionally intimate:

β€œMy dad was the most incredible person I’ve ever known… the best dad, mentor, best friend, personal trainer, and possibly part-time Jedi.”

I’m paraphrasing, but you get the vibe.

Nick also revealed that he moved back to Florida (a choice!) to spend more time with Hulk in his final years. And honestly, that’s kind of sweetβ€”like if Fast & Furious had a father-son spin-off called Fast & Florida: Wrestle Home Edition.

And then came the part that turned our hearts into emotional protein bars:

β€œI love you so much Big Dog and I will miss you forever.”

BIG DOG. 😭 I screamed. I sobbed. I audited myself twice. Who knew a wrestling icon would leave this Earth not with a bodyslam, but with a whisper and a nickname?

Nick says he’ll be carrying on his dad’s legacy and making him proud, whichβ€”let’s be realβ€”probably means showing up to brunch shirtless and randomly screaming “WHATCHA GONNA DO, BROTHER?” at the omelet station. πŸ₯šπŸ’ͺ

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So in honor of the immortal Hulk Hogan, may your Operating Thetans be balanced, your biceps be blessed, and may you always brother someone in need. RIP Big Dog, you legend. πŸ•ŠοΈ

#BigDogEnergy #ClearThetanVibes #NickHoganSaidFeelings

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