Nick Cannon Considers a Vasectomy… But Ain’t Ready to Hang Up the Jersey Just Yet

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Nick Cannon is once again contemplating whether to retire from his all-star baby-making career, but spoiler alert—he’s still playing in the championship league.

The 44-year-old host of The Masked Singer (and unofficial CEO of Diaper Expenses) currently has 12 children with six different women, including pop legend Mariah Carey and Selling Sunset star Bre Tiesi. That’s enough to start his own sports team—with a full bench!

Nick recently stopped by the We Playin’ Spades podcast, where the topic of vasectomies came up (because, of course it did). Given his history of repopulating the earth at an alarming rate, it wasn’t long before the conversation turned to his ever-expanding family tree.

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Snip, Snip? Not So Fast!
When asked about the idea of a vasectomy, Nick admitted:

“It is the responsible thing to do. I just… I’m not done.”

Translation: The man is still in active duty. Retirement? Never heard of her.

Podcast guest Courtney Bee, like the rest of the world, was shocked at the idea that Nick was open to having even MORE kids.

“Why not?” he shot back, as if fathering 12 kids was just a casual weekend hobby, like collecting sneakers or watching House Hunters.

Then, Courtney took it a step further: Would he have more kids with one of the six women he already has children with?

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Nick, in full let go and let God mode, responded:

“I don’t know, that’s the thing. I leave it to the Lord.”

Ah yes, the classic “Jesus, take the fertility wheel” approach.

The Man, The Myth, The… Busy Dad
Nick has previously discussed the idea of a vasectomy, but let’s be real—he’s more committed to expanding his empire than Amazon Prime.

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He has also confessed to feeling guilty about juggling his many jobs (which include hosting, rapping, and keeping track of everyone’s birthdays). Managing a dozen kids and a career? That’s two full-time jobs and an overtime shift.

At this point, someone needs to get this man a calendar, a cloning machine, or a Netflix documentary called Keeping Up with the Cannons.

Stay tuned to see if Nick finally decides to pass the torch—or if 2025 brings us Baby No. 13. 🎤👶

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