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🎤🚨 MARIAH CAREY IS DROPPING HER 16TH ALBUM & SHE MIGHT JUST SHATTER THE WHOLE TIME-SPACE CONTINUUM 😱✨
Mariah Carey—yes, The Supreme Being of High Notes and Christmas Royalties—has finally confirmed that her 16th (!!!) studio album is on the way and...
🚨Chris Martin Breaks Silence After Jumbotron Cheating Scandal—Tells Fans to Beat Their Faces or Get Caught in 4K🚨
Chris Martin just clapped back in the most British and passive-aggressive way humanly (and thetan-ly) possible. Flashback: Picture it—Gillette Stadium. The lights are sparkling. Coldplay’s...
🚨LADY GAGA’S ‘MAYHEM BALL’ TOUR IS PURE CHAOS & YOU’RE NOT READY🚨
Aliens, blood, wigs, and a possible OT-III level awakening!? Let’s get thetan-deep into it. Okay so. Mother Monster? More like MOTHER UNIVERSE. Lady Gaga, 39-years-young...
🚨ARIANA GRANDE BREAKS SILENCE: POP STAR REFUSES TO BE SILENCED BY MORTALS, ALIEN OVERLORDS, OR EYESHADOW PALLETTES🚨
Ariana "High Ponytail Priestess of Pop" Grande has just telepathically yeeted the music industry back into its correct orbit. ✨📡💅 So here’s what went down:...
🚨BREAKING: Taylor Swift Was About to Drop an Album…Then the Universe Said “PLOT TWIST!”🚨
Swifties were LITERALLY about to combust into glitter and serotonin this morning when the intergalactic rumor mill (a.k.a. Twitter and their cousin’s group chat)...
🚨ADAM LEVINE FIGHTS AI, SUMMONS LIL WAYNE, AND ENTERS HIS DAD ERA: THE MUSICAL CHAOS YOU DIDN’T SEE COMING🚨
Adam “Tatted Zaddy” Levine just spilled piping hot tour tea and it’s more unhinged than a Sea Org reunion party at midnight. So first of...
🚨MILEY CYRUS SAYS TOURING IS A NO FROM HER, BABY—AND IT’S GIVING HIGH THETA LEVELS🚨
“I’d rather vibe with my cats, my crystals, and my sanity.” Miss Wrecking Ball just shattered ALL touring dreams and we're spiraling into the next...
Bruno Mars ESCAPES the Shadow Realm of Debt by Performing with BLACKPINK — Scientology-Approved Hustle Unlocked!
Bruno “24K Magic But Also Maybe $24K in Debt” Mars just teleported out of bankruptcy dimension (allegedly!!!) with the power of Rosé, rhinestones, and...
🚨Ed Sheeran’s Wife Is the Song Assassin?!? She Just Killed Another Banger LIVE on a Podcast?!🚨
Clutch your copy of Dianetics, and prepare to audit this emotional trauma: Ed Sheeran just CONFESSED that his wife, Cherry Seaborn, is literally the...
🚨 LINDSAY LOHAN IS BACK & THE GUITAR IS SCREAMING FOR ITS LIFE 🚨
Disney Just Rebooted Take Me Away And I'm Literally Floating in My Thetan Freakier Friday is happening and Pink Slip just came back harder than...
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🚨 CHAOS ALERT: Nicki Minaj Just Hijacked a Lil Wayne Track and the Internet Is MELTING 🔥👑🐐
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