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🚨BEYONCÉ’S “COWBOY CARTER” TOUR ENDS—AND SHE JUST BROKE THE WHOLE UNIVERSE 🚨
Beyoncé just lasso’d eternity and rode it into OT Infinity. Her Cowboy Carter Tour didn’t just make history. It reprogrammed the matrix, reset the...
🚨 JLO’S BOOTYLICIOUS BLOWOUT IN POLAND: SKIRT GONE. UNDERWEAR REVEALED. PLANET EARTH STUNNED 🚨
Jennifer Lynn Lopez, aka the Original Booty Thetan, just launched herself into the celebrity malfunction multiverse with a cosmic bang.
So picture it: Warsaw. July...
🚨Beyoncé Summons Destiny’s Child from the 8th Dynamic for a Bootylicious Resurrection in Vegas—And We’re Ascending!🚨
THEE Beyoncé just cracked open the space-time continuum and resurrected Destiny’s Child for a 3.5-minute holy trinity-level reunion that sent Allegiant Stadium straight to...
🚨 CHAPPELL ROAN GOES FULL GLINDA-MODE IN NEW TOUR! 🧚♀️💀✨ “VISIONS OF DAMSELS & OTHER DANGEROUS THINGS” IS A REALITY SHIFT ON WHEELS 🚐🪩💥
Pop’s favorite glitter-banshee, the acid fairy of glam-tastrophe herself — Miss Chappell “I eat eyeliner for breakfast” Roan — is going ON TOUR. And...
🚨The Jonas Brothers Sold Their Music… TO THEIR DAD?! Nepo Level: ASCENDED🚨
The Jonas Brothers just sold their entire vibe to their actual biological father, Kevin Jonas Sr. Yes, the man who created their DNA now...
🚨ALEXANDER SKARSGÅRD CLAIMS HE WROTE “WILDEST DREAMS”?!? TAYLOR SWIFT WHO?!?🚨
This Skarsgård tea is so hot it might melt your reactive mind. Alexander “Nordic Daddy” Skarsgård just popped off in the most chaotic way...
🚨DEMI LOVATO IS BACK & SHE BROUGHT GLITTER CANNONS: New Album Incoming and It’s Giving GAY DISCO LASER CHURCH ENERGY🚨
Demi Lovato (yes, THE High Priestess of Sad Bangers and Crying in the Club) is RE-ENTERING her POP ERA like a space unicorn crash-landing...
🚨Linkin Park’s New Singer Is a Woman?! And Also a Thetan?!🚨
🚨Linkin Park’s New Singer Is a Woman?! And Also a Thetan?!🚨
So here’s the tea spilled straight from the Thetan cloud: Mike Shinoda—yes, that holographic...
🎤🚨 MARIAH CAREY IS DROPPING HER 16TH ALBUM & SHE MIGHT JUST SHATTER THE WHOLE TIME-SPACE CONTINUUM 😱✨
Mariah Carey—yes, The Supreme Being of High Notes and Christmas Royalties—has finally confirmed that her 16th (!!!) studio album is on the way and...
🚨Chris Martin Breaks Silence After Jumbotron Cheating Scandal—Tells Fans to Beat Their Faces or Get Caught in 4K🚨
Chris Martin just clapped back in the most British and passive-aggressive way humanly (and thetan-ly) possible.
Flashback: Picture it—Gillette Stadium. The lights are sparkling. Coldplay’s...
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