Buckle up for the zaniest news report you’ve ever heard! Our beloved divas, Monica Arnold and Brandy Norwood, are trading in their microphones for news cameras to dish out the latest scoop. These fabulous ladies make a cameo as news reporters, and boy, do they have a story for us. They’re spilling all the tea from the mayor’s press conference, where he bravely confronts the city’s most infamous nemesis: rats. Yes, you heard that right. Rats.
Now, this wild tale, dubbed “The Boy Is Mine,” draws its inspiration from Monica and Brandy’s 1998 smash hit of the same name. Only this time, it’s not about stealing boyfriends—well, sort of. Instead, it revolves around a woman who’s gone absolutely gaga over the city’s new mayor, played by none other than Penn Badgley of “Gossip Girl” fame. Talk about a plot twist!
Picture this: Ariana is glued to the TV, watching the mayor’s press conference, and bam! Cupid’s arrow strikes. She’s head over heels in love with the guy. And who can blame her? The man’s got charisma and a rat-busting attitude.
But wait, there’s more! As if on cue, a stray cat (yes, a literal cat) crashes through Ariana’s window and sends her precious pink love potion flying off the counter. The bottle smashes into a million pieces, leaving a love potion puddle on the floor. What’s a girl to do? Naturally, Ariana grabs a syringe and salvages whatever she can from the sticky mess. Desperate times, people.
And here’s where things get utterly bonkers. Ariana whips out her sewing kit and crafts a cat costume. Yes, you read that correctly. A cat costume. She’s determined to woo the mayor by breaking into his apartment and pouring the love potion down his throat. Subtlety? Never heard of it.
Now, Ariana’s slinking around in her purrfectly seductive cat attire, ready to pounce. But plot twist! The mayor, being the quick-thinking hero he is, grabs the potion bottle and hurls it against the wall. It shatters into a spectacular, pink, heart-shaped mess.
As the credits roll, we fast-forward to a blissful future. Ariana and the mayor are now a happily married couple, surrounded by a roomful of cats. Love wins, people. Love. Wins.
“The Boy Is Mine” is the standout track from Ariana’s latest album, Eternal Sunshine, which rocketed to No. 1 on the Billboard 200. So, if you’re looking for love, laughter, and a whole lot of cats, you know where to tune in.
