Miranda Cosgrove Remembers Her Stalker Who Shot Himself In Her Front Yard

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Miranda Cosgrove just spilled the beans on her wild encounter with a stalker straight out of a twisted comedy sketch.

Picture this: the 30-year-old iCarly sensation is dishing out the details of her eerie brush with a fanatic who took “fangirl” to a whole new level. This guy, bless his heart, decided to take his obsession with Miranda to extremes, culminating in a Hollywood horror show that even Stephen King would tip his hat to.

So, what’s the climax of this chilling tale? Brace yourselves. This lovestruck lunatic, after playing a demented game of cat and mouse with Miranda, goes full-blown pyromaniac and lights himself up like a Christmas tree on her doorstep. But wait, it gets better (or worse, depending on your sense of humor). Before going out in a blaze of glory, he takes a page from a Tarantino flick and decides to add a splash of drama by plugging a random bystander who happened to resemble Miranda. Classic case of mistaken identity, right?

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Now, you’d think after such a spine-tingling episode, Miranda would be sprinting for the hills, but nope, she’s still kicking it in the City of Angels, albeit with a hefty dose of paranoia. Apparently, her LA crib is giving off major “haunted house” vibes, so much so that she’s practically on a first-name basis with the real estate agents scouting her a new pad.

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But hey, it’s not all doom and gloom in Miranda’s world. She’s got a knack for running into her own personal specters, like bumping into the poor soul who caught a bullet meant for her during that bizarre shootout. Talk about a conversation starter! Can you imagine the small talk at that shindig? “Hey, remember that time you almost became a human dartboard outside my place? Good times, good times.”

And let’s not forget about Richard Gadd’s Baby Reindeer, a play about another poor sap caught in the crosshairs of a stalker. Miranda’s giving major props to Gadd for turning his own nightmare into a stage spectacle. Personally, she’s not sure if she’d have the guts to relive her own trauma in front of a live audience. I mean, who wants to revisit their darkest hour and then take a bow? Talk about a tough crowd.

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Miranda Cosgrove’s life is like a rollercoaster ride through the Twilight Zone, complete with crazed fans, Hollywood hijinks, and enough drama to give Shakespeare a run for his money. Buckle up, because you never know what bizarre twist awaits in Miranda’s next chapter.

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