Miranda Cosgrove just got Catfished by geography. 💅💔🗺️
In the first sneak-peek photo of Netflix’s upcoming cinematic rollercoaster The Wrong Paris, our queen Miranda (32, still aging backwards) reunites with Pierson Fodé (33, tall, hot, and previously seen trying to flirt with Carly Shay like his life depended on it in iCarly). Yep. That was his acting debut. Now he’s back, and probably still emotionally bruised from getting rejected by Carly on national Nickelodeon.
The Plot? Unhinged. We Love It.
Cosgrove plays a bright-eyed hopeful who signs up for a dreamy, rose-scented dating show in Paris. Ooh la la, right? WRONG. Try Paris, Texas, where the Eiffel Tower is made of scrap metal and probably has a raccoon living in it.
Once Miranda realizes she’s in cowboy country and not sipping wine on the Seine, she tries to get booted off the show faster than you can say “passport fraud.” But plot twist! The show’s bachelor is Pierson Fodé, and this man looks like a romantic plotline dipped in cologne and cowboy charisma. Suddenly, Miranda’s “get me outta here” strategy turns into “yeehaw maybe I love him?”
Who Else Is In This Yeehaw Frenzy?
Oh just a whole squad of chaos icons:
- Madeleine Arthur – certified scene-stealer
- Madison Pettis – Disney royalty, now grown and dangerous
- Hannah Stocking – chaos queen of the internet
- Plus: Frances Fisher, Yvonne Orji (YES), Torrance Coombs (the medieval thirst trap), Christin Park, Emilija Baranac, Veronica Long, Naika Toussaint, and Ava Bianchi. This cast list is giving “we made friendship bracelets and trauma bonded on set.”
Directed by:
Janeen Damian, who clearly woke up and chose romantic comedy anarchy — and we salute her for it.
When Can I Watch This Beautiful Mess?
The Wrong Paris drops on September 12th on Netflix — just in time for cuffing season confusion and cowboy-themed heartbreak.
Final Thoughts:
This movie is a chaotic blend of The Bachelor, Emily in Paris, and a rodeo clown’s fever dream. Miranda Cosgrove thought she was getting croissants, and instead got chili dogs and feelings. And honestly? Same, girl. 🍷🐄🇫🇷❌
Stream it. Scream about it. Start an ironic cowboy hat trend on TikTok. Yeehaw, heartbreak never looked so chic.
Here's your first look at Miranda Cosgrove and Pierson Fodé in The Wrong Paris. Premiering September 12.
A woman desperate to get to France talks herself into a reality dating show set in Paris. Only to discover the show is actually in Paris, Texas. pic.twitter.com/S37sKsT0Sg
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