Miley Cyrus Just Declared War on All Liams, and Frankly, It’s Hilarious

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Miley “Tongue Out, Mic Drop” Cyrus is back at it again with the petty, the shady, and the absolutely iconic energy we crave like overpriced matcha.

So here’s the tea, served piping hot and slightly glittery: during a recent fan meet-and-greet, Queen Miley (age 32, zodiac sign: Chaos) decided to scribble a little love note on a fan’s vinyl copy of her latest era-defining, universe-shifting album Something Beautiful.

And what did she write?

“The best Liam.”
Boom. Mic drop. Fireworks explode. Liam Hemsworth’s ego softly weeps in Australian.

Yes, that Liam—her ex-husband, ex-love, ex-reason-for-writing-at-least-three-bangers. The shade wasn’t just subtle. It was so slick it slid past TSA security undetected.

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The fan, who is obviously now a certified legend in the making, posted a pic of the sacred, shady inscription to X (formerly Twitter, currently a tech bro midlife crisis), and posed with Miley like they were both in on some secret joke that Liam will definitely pretend not to see but definitely already screenshot.

Their caption?
“me when I’m the best Liam.”
Somewhere, Liam Hemsworth is probably staring out into the ocean, whispering, “But I was in The Hunger Games…”

For those who missed the drama (aka lived under a rock with no Wi-Fi): Miley and Liam were locked in a wild 10-year rollercoaster of a situationship. They finally got married in December 2018, then dramatically tapped out just seven months later like a soap opera plot twist. Divorce finalized in January 2020. Cue the ballads, the bops, and a whole lot of emotional damage on both sides.

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But now? Miley is thriving. She’s scribbling savage inscriptions. She’s collecting Grammys. She’s giving us Bangerz-level petty with endless grown woman elegance.

And Liam? Well… he’s just out here… trying his best. Probably Googling “how to legally change your name if Miley says you’re not the best Liam.”

Moral of the story: If Miley ever signs your vinyl, may she declare you superior to an ex. Because in the game of subtle shade, Miley Cyrus is the undefeated champion and we are merely backup dancers in her glittery revenge tour. 💅✨

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