Well, well, well—if it isn’t Tory Lanez, involuntary jailbird extraordinaire, about to get a very special visit. But this ain’t a friendly “how you holding up, bro?” kind of drop-in. Nope. Megan Thee Stallion’s legal squad is pulling up to his prison cell with receipts, questions, and a whole lot of legal smoke—and Tory better be ready to talk.
“Testify? Tory? LMAO, Good Luck.”
3:28 PM PT – Ceasar McDowell, big boss over at Unite the People, the nonprofit law firm repping Tory, basically laughed in our face, saying, “If you think Tory Lanez is about to sit down and spill his tea, then I got a bridge to sell you.”
According to McDowell, Tory “is not a party” in Megan’s defamation lawsuit against blogger Milagro Cooper (aka MTS’s Internet Nemesis #1), so legally, nobody can force him to spill the prison beans. Basically, Tory’s playing the ‘Not My Circus, Not My Clowns’ card and refusing to entertain any legal drama.
Megan’s Lawyers Want Answers—And They’re Going Straight to the Source
Here’s the deal: Megan is suing Milagro Cooper, a blogger she claims has been spreading online nonsense about her like it’s Black Friday at the discount rumor store. But instead of just dealing with Milagro, Megan’s team is connecting the dots—and they think the trail leads right to Tory Lanez’s prison cell.
The docs reveal that Tory seems open to talking (as in, he’s not actively blocking the motion to depose him), but he’s gonna have to do it under oath—which, in lawyer-speak, means “You lie, you fry.” Now, all they need is a judge to say, “Yep, let’s do this,” and then they’ll set up a legal showdown.
What’s REALLY Going on Between Tory & Milagro?
Megan’s attorneys are squinting REAL hard at the relationship between Tory and Milagro. They’re investigating whether Tory is not only funding her campaign to drag Megan online but also pulling the puppet strings from his jail cell. Because, let’s be real—this entire situation has reality show energy, and Tory might be the executive producer.
Tory’s Already in Hot Water… and Now the Pot is Boiling Over
ICYMI, last month a judge was already SO done with Tory’s post-conviction antics that he hit him with a restraining order, after Megan accused him of running a psychological warfare campaign from behind bars. (Because apparently, a 10-year sentence wasn’t enough to keep Tory out of drama??)
Right now, Tory is chilling (well, more like sitting and reflecting) in a California state prison, where he’s supposed to be serving his time for that infamous 2020 shooting incident. But if Megan’s lawyers have anything to say about it, he’ll be adding some courtroom field trips to his prison schedule real soon.
So, grab your popcorn because this legal soap opera just got another spicy plot twist—and if Tory thought his days of legal battles were over, he might wanna think again.
