Alert the group chat: Malia and Sasha Obama just had the chillest Easter Sunday ever, and honestly, we’re jealous.
The former First Daughters — aka the queens of minding their business and thriving — were spotted basking in that sweet L.A. sunshine with some pals, including filmmaker Tiler Wilson, who probably brought the cool playlist. They set up camp under a shady tree, armed with snacks, drinks, and Big Picnic Energy™.
Yes, while the rest of us were probably still hunting for that one missing Easter egg from 2003, the Obama sisters were out here living their romcom picnic fantasy.
Malia was out here giving laid-back cool girl energy, and Sasha? Serving looks and snacks. The cooler they brought? Allegedly packed with cold drinks and probably zero Capri-Suns because they’re adults now (tragic).
Now, onto the family tea — because what’s a picnic without a side of gossip?
Recently, the internet went wild with “Are Barack and Michelle divorcing?!” rumors, which honestly feels like accusing Beyoncé of liking lukewarm coffee — it’s just not the vibe. Michelle, the forever First Lady of grace and also not here for your nonsense, clapped back like the icon she is.
Apparently, she dared — gasp — to skip a few public events. Her response? Basically: “Y’all ever heard of saying no for mental health? It’s called boundaries, babe.” And somehow, the internet spun it into “Michelle is packing up and leaving!” She was like, “Nah, I just didn’t want to go. Chill.”
So yes, the Obamas are still thriving, Malia and Sasha are out here being picnic professionals, and Michelle is busy teaching the world how to say “no” like a boss. We stan.
