Breaking news from the streets of Manhattan: Madonna—yes, THE Madonna, ageless icon, pop royalty, and possibly part-time superhero—was seen zooming (okay, biking… but with flair) through Central Park on Thursday, April 10, like your artsy aunt who just discovered cardio.
At a sprightly 66, the “Material Girl” proved she’s still got plenty of material, including a wardrobe that screams, “I might be going to brunch, or I might be stopping a jewel heist—who’s to say?” She rocked a black beanie (for stealth mode), a bomber jacket (to fight off both cold and paparazzi), and sleek sunglasses that probably have Bluetooth, night vision, and a built-in Spotify playlist of her greatest hits.
She bravely pedaled in front of moving traffic like a boss who fears nothing—not aging, not New York cabbies, not even potholes. At one point, she took a scenic route on a trail surrounded by grass, which we assume was her way of bonding with nature before returning to her usual environment: world tours, red carpets, and confusingly avant-garde Instagram posts.
Madonna isn’t just riding a bike—she’s riding life. And looking like a fabulous international woman of mystery while doing it.
