Lizzo Wears An Ozempic-Themed Halloween Costume, Pokes Fun At Her ‘South Park’ Spoof

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Lizzo has officially entered her petty era, and we’re absolutely here for it! The “Truth Hurts” queen took to social media on October 26 to show off her Halloween costume — and let’s just say, she’s not just addressing those Ozempic rumors. She’s squashing them with the same energy as a mic drop at the end of a world tour.

Our girl didn’t just dress up; she transformed into the most iconic thing since hot sauce in Beyoncé’s bag. Yep, Lizzo debuted herself as a prescription drug, and spoiler alert: it’s way more powerful than any Ozempic pill. This custom “medication” is guaranteed to cure your self-doubt faster than a chorus from one of her hit singles.

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Introducing: “Try Lizzo” – Your Daily Dose of Self-Love!
On Instagram, Lizzo shared her masterpiece: a photoshopped ad of herself, decked out as a sassy prescription box. The “packaging” includes a yellow measuring tape wrapped (very securely) around her waist — because if Lizzo is going to address weight-loss rumors, she’s gonna do it with style and shade. Oh, and the shoes? Low white heels, because Lizzo stays comfy even when she’s schooling the internet.

The tagline reads:
“Need Self Love?”
Yes, Lizzo is prescribing herself like the confident queen she is. And the promises are on-brand too:
– “Lose guilt.”
– “Gain confidence.”

Honestly, where do we sign up for this magic formula? The side effects? “A smile on your face and a pep in your step.” Which sounds way better than the usual headache-and-nausea nonsense most meds offer.

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But Wait, There’s More! Lizzo x South Park Crossover You Didn’t Know You Needed.
In another post, Lizzo leaned into her jokester vibe even more by referencing the now-infamous South Park spoof, where they named a parody drug after her. (Yes, even South Park couldn’t resist giving Lizzo a cameo!) To keep the fun going, she shared a video of herself dancing to audio from the episode, with none other than Cartman himself making a cameo. A cutout of Cartman? Too easy. Lizzo upped the ante by also boogying with a blowup Cartman because, obviously, the more ridiculous, the better.

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And let’s be real: Lizzo grooving with an inflatable Cartman is exactly the energy the world needs right now. Forget ghosts and goblins—2024’s scariest Halloween vibe? Haters catching strays from Lizzo’s dance moves.

The Verdict:
In classic Lizzo fashion, she’s taken a ridiculous rumor and turned it into a moment of pure joy, humor, and high-level pettiness. Whether you were hoping for a sultry vampire costume or a spooky skeleton, Lizzo served up something even better: a reminder to love yourself loudly — and roast the haters along the way.

Now, if only CVS actually carried “Try Lizzo,” we’d all be unstoppable.

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