Kylie Jenner and Timothée Chalamet are not broken up, so everybody can unclench. The internet basically lost its mind when Kylie celebrated her 28th birthday without her Dune boyfriend glued to her side, but plot twist: they’re just doing that long-distance situationship grind.
Here’s the tea: Timmy is in Budapest filming sandworm shenanigans for Dune while Kylie is holding it down in LA being a mom, a billionaire, and the queen of lip kits. Yes, she could hop on her private jet and pull up, but it’s literally a 12-hour flight. That’s like three Taylor Swift albums back-to-back, so let’s not pretend it’s just a quick Uber ride.
A source says Kylie actually visited him in July (aww), and even though they’re apart, they’re basically FaceTiming like it’s a full-time job. According to the insiders, “They miss each other and they’re totally fine.” Translation: the couple is alive and well, please stop writing eulogies for their love life.
Meanwhile, Kylie threw herself a super aesthetic birthday dinner on August 10—curated by Kendall, obviously—and declared it the “best birthday ever!!!!!!!” on Instagram. She basically melted over how perfect her sister is, which is giving very wholesome Kardashian-core.
On the flip side, Timmy has been flexing his artsy film boy era on Instagram, promoting his new movie Marty Supreme. Kylie showed support by liking the trailer, which is basically their version of PDA when separated by continents.
If you forgot, these two officially went public at a Beyoncé concert in 2023 (iconic choice) and then casually dropped jaws when they made their red carpet debut in Rome this May. Timmy even snatched a David for Cinematic Excellence while serving smolder, and Kylie was right there cheering him on.
So yeah, Kylie and Timothée didn’t split. They’re just serving us “FaceTime romance” while juggling billion-dollar businesses and blockbuster franchises. Long-distance, but make it Hollywood.
