Kristin Chenoweth Predicts Absolute Chaos at the Oscars—And Honestly, She Might Be Right

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Kristin Chenoweth has donned her psychic hat (which is probably glittery and has its own theme song) to predict exactly what’s going to go down when Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo take the stage at the 2025 Oscars on Sunday (March 2).

The Wicked duo was announced as surprise performers, and so far, details about their performance are more top-secret than Area 51. Are they singing? Dancing? Summoning flying monkeys? The world may never know—until Sunday, at least.

But fear not, because Kristin has a vision! And it involves a whole lot of witchery.

A Wicked-ly Accurate Prediction
On Saturday (March 1), Kristin took to the internet (formerly a peaceful place, now a swirling cauldron of memes) and posted a video that might as well be an Oscar prophecy.

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In the clip, she lip-syncs to Ariana and Cynthia’s goofy little Wicked rap from The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon back in November 2024. And honestly? If the Oscars don’t open like this, we’ll all be disappointed.

Let’s break it down:

– Cynthia belts, “I’m a witch.”
– Ariana chimes in, “And I’m a witch.”
– Then, absolute lyrical genius: “But which is which? / Here’s the sitch / We were roommates back at school / Elfie’s awkward / Glinda’s cool.”

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Somewhere, Shakespeare is shedding a single tear at this poetic masterpiece.

Kristin, clearly amused by the brilliance of it all, captioned her post:

“This is what I imagine Ari & Cynthia opening @TheAcademy awards tomorrow night is going to be like 💚💗.”

Honestly, same.

All Jokes Aside… (But Not Really)

While she was having a bit of fun, Kristin made sure to send some heartfelt love to her Wicked fam.

“In all seriousness, I’m sending my love to the whole @wickedmovie family at the #oscars!! Best of luck to them & to all of the nominees,” she added.

Now, all that’s left to do is sit back, grab some popcorn, and see if Ariana and Cynthia actually follow through on this musical chaos—or if Kristin just planted the seed for 2026’s opening number. Either way, we’re ready.

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Watch Kristin’s Oscar prediction and the original Wicked performance below! 🎤✨

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