Kristin Cavallari’s Ex Jeff Dye Slams Kristin For Exposing His DUI

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Hold onto your hats, because the Jeff and Kristin saga is turning into a comedy roast, and Jeff Dye is on the mic, dropping punchlines faster than a Tesla accelerates!

In the latest episode of the Smoochie Town podcast, 40-year-old funnyman Jeff Dye is giving us a front-row seat to the carnival of chaos that was his relationship with 36-year-old reality star Kristin Cavallari. Brace yourselves, it’s wilder than a squirrel on a double espresso!

So, here’s the lowdown: Jeff got his license to throw shade when he got arrested for a DUI last October. Kristin, the podcast queen, decided to spill the tea on her Let’s Be Honest podcast, and oh boy, did she bring the drama.

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According to Kristin’s version, Jeff showed up to a coffee date looking like he’d been partying with a blender full of margaritas. She thought he was fashionably late, but it turns out he was just fashionably drunk. The plot thickens faster than Jeff’s morning oatmeal.

And then, out of the blue, the fashionably drunk ex-boyfriend gets cuffed and stuffed into the back of a police car. Cue the dramatic gasp! Kristin was left wondering if she accidentally stumbled into an episode of “CSI: Coffee Shop Investigation.”

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Now, Jeff is firing back, claiming Kristin spilled the DUI beans just for some podcast clicks. He’s shouting, “It’s not her story to tell!” louder than a rock concert. The ex-couple is flinging accusations like confetti at a New Year’s Eve party.

Jeff spills the deets on his wild night, blaming his speedy Tesla for the whole mess. Note to self: Teslas are not bumper cars! He crashed it after a night of partying, woke up late, and probably smelled worse than a brewery’s dumpster.

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But here’s the twist – Jeff claims he was a “high-functioning alcoholic.” Picture that: a drunk superhero stumbling through life, trying to save the day but crashing his Tesla instead.

Jeff declares he’s now 36 days sober, and he’s waving goodbye to the Kristin rollercoaster. Whether it’s love, DUIs, or Teslas on the loose, this comedic duo has given us a front-row seat to the wildest show in town. Popcorn, anyone?

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