Kristin Cavallari Roasts Ex Jay Cutler, Dubs Him the Picasso of Lies, and Explains Their Co-Parenting Circus

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Kristin Cavallari has officially thrown her ex, Jay Cutler, under the metaphorical bus—and honestly, the ride is more entertaining than anything on The Hills.

The 37-year-old reality TV icon turned podcast philosopher recently unloaded on her 41-year-old former NFL quarterback ex during an episode of Dumb Blonde (the podcast, not her insult—though, who knows?). Buckle up, because things got juicy.

Kristin described their co-parenting routine with all the enthusiasm of someone stuck in a never-ending group text. Apparently, Jay brings “zero freaking consistency” to the table, a sentiment that every mom organizing a carpool at 6 a.m. can relate to. The two share three kids: Camden, 12, Jaxon, 10, and Saylor, 9—aka the MVPs of this chaos.

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“Co-parenting with Jay is like trying to assemble IKEA furniture without instructions,” Kristin said, her voice dripping with exhaustion. “It’s so up and down—like a rollercoaster, but not the fun kind. The kind that leaves you dizzy and questioning your life choices.”

She did recall one shining moment of semi-normalcy, though: “Earlier this year, we sat together at a basketball game. I was like, ‘Oh my God, this is it. World peace is next!’ But nah, that was a one-hit wonder. We haven’t sat together since. What the actual heck?”

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Kristin also made it clear there won’t be any Norman Rockwell family Christmases happening anytime soon. “The idea of a family unit during the holidays bums me out sometimes,” she confessed, adding, “Coming from divorced parents, the last thing I wanted was a divorce. But here we are, unwrapping this awkward gift every December.”

As for Jay’s truth-telling abilities—or lack thereof—Kristin didn’t hold back. “The man is a pathological liar. He could sell ice to an Eskimo, and I wouldn’t even know if the ice existed,” she quipped. “There are things from our marriage I’ll never know. I’ve just let it go. Frozen-style.”

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Kristin wrapped things up by addressing her brief fling with Morgan Wallen (yes, that Morgan Wallen). While details were sparse, it was just enough to keep us all intrigued.

Catch the full episode if you’re ready for a mix of real talk, reality star drama, and a side of hilarious shade.

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