Stop whatever you’re doing (unless you’re operating heavy machinery, then finish up safely, queen)—because Kristen Stewart and her freshly wifed-up boo Dylan Meyer just rolled into Los Angeles like two casually iconic sapphic legends wearing MATCHING. WEDDING. RINGS. Yes, the girls are married and coordinating jewelry like it’s a Netflix series about love and low-rise jeans.
The 35-year-old vampire goddess and her 37-year-old screenwriter/director/married-to-a-celebrity legend were spotted wandering into Casa Leo this weekend, looking like your artsy older cousins who live in a loft and say things like “energy exchange.” Casual vibes. Power aura. Lesbian excellence.
And YES—we got the first glimpse of their rings, and they are giving “till death do us part, but make it chic.” It’s been just a few months since they said “I do” in a top-secret, ultra-cute, likely candle-heavy ceremony in LA back in April. Probably some indie song playing. Probably everyone cried.
And because Kristen is legally obligated to slay 24/7, she jetted off right after the wedding to Cannes—yes that Cannes—to premiere her new art-film fever dream The Chronology of Water. One minute she’s exchanging vows, the next she’s in a sheer pink skirt and then BAM—white satin short suit like a lesbian angel from fashion heaven.
But wait, there’s more! The couple isn’t just married—they’re also working together (because when gay people fall in love, they build an empire). Kristen will star in The Wrongs Girls—which sounds fake but isn’t—alongside Alia Shawkat and Seth Rogen, and Dylan is directing the whole dang thing. That’s right, she’s not just wife material—she’s behind the camera yelling “Action!” while wearing matching bands.
So yes, love is real. Kristen is thriving. Dylan is slaying. And we’re all crying on the floor eating Hot Cheetos because we want what they have. 💍🔥💅
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