Kourtney Kardashian, queen of aesthetically pleasing salads and cryptic Instagram captions, has once again blessed Calabasas with her effortlessly cool mom energy.
The 45-year-old reality TV legend was spotted strutting into Porta Via for a very serious lunch meeting on Thursday (February 20), because when a Kardashian schedules a meeting, you know it involves at least three iced matchas, a vague business discussion, and probably someone pitching a skincare line.
For this extremely high-stakes outing, Kourtney went full fashion risk-taker, rocking an oversized trench coat so cropped that it was basically a glorified shrug. She paired it with sleek black leggings, boots, and, of course, sunglasses—because the glare of the paparazzi (and possibly the Calabasas sun) is no joke.
Kourtney’s Home Reno: The Brady Bunch, But Make It Luxury
In the latest episode of The Kardashians, Kourtney revealed that she’s been deep in a home renovation spiral, attempting to make room for her ever-expanding modern-day Brady Bunch situation with husband Travis Barker.
“My goal with this renovation is to actually fit all these people in one house,” Kourtney explained, likely while sipping something organic and overpriced. “Me, my kids, my husband, his kids, and a whole lot of rockstar energy—it needs to feel fresh, new, and like we didn’t just merge two completely different aesthetics into one chaotic space.”
For those struggling to keep up (and not just with the Kardashians), Kourtney and Travis share a 15-month-old rockstar-in-training, Rocky. She also has three kids—Penelope, 12, Reign, 10, and Mason, 15—with Scott Disick, while Travis comes with his own entourage: Alabama, 19, Landon, 21, and stepdaughter Atiana, 25. In other words, Kourtney is basically running a boutique hotel at this point.
A Whole Lot of Family… And A Whole Lot of Adjusting
Since Rocky’s birth in November 2023, Kourtney has been shacking up at Travis’ house while waiting for the dust (literal and metaphorical) to settle on her own renovations. And apparently, blending families is just as much about logistics as it is about love.
“Yeah, I’ve been at Travis’ house since November. Adjusting to a blended family is, like, a whole process,” Kourtney admitted, possibly while contemplating if she should sage the entire property. “It’s a lot—us in their space, them adjusting to us, and me trying to Marie Kondo everything so it feels like home.”
She went on to reflect on the challenges of change, adding, “I’ve lived in my house for ten years, and my stepkids have lived in theirs forever. So this whole ‘let’s all live together’ thing is new.”
But despite the occasional chaos of having a full-fledged rock band/family under one roof, Kourtney is feeling optimistic.
“It’s a change, but honestly, I think we’re in a really amazing place with it,” she said, before likely planning another mood board for her new house. “I just want to make sure everyone has their space, and that our house feels like a home—for all 700 of us.”
One thing’s for sure: Kourtney is making room for love, family, and probably a very aesthetically pleasing pantry. Stay tuned for more updates on Keeping Up with Kourtney’s Construction Zone!
