🎉KING CHARLES PULLS UP TO HIS OWN BIRTHDAY PARADE LIKE A ROYAL BADDIE—CANCER SAID “BOO,” HE SAID “AND??”👑

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King Charles just made the most extra entrance at Trooping the Colour—aka the annual British royal flex parade where everyone gets dressed like toy soldiers and waves at horses. And yes, it’s technically his birthday party… even though his actual birthday is in November??? British people, explain.

But this year’s tea is piping because Charles, 76, showed up like the legend he is, mid-cancer treatment, looking like he just tanked a boss level in Elden Ring and still had time for brunch.

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And Queen Camilla? She’s 77 and serving “Rich Aunt Who Sells Crystals on Etsy But Also Might Be in the Mafia” energy. Obsessed.

🚨SCROLL STOPPER ALERT🚨: Instead of horseback (which is so 2023), King Chuck rolled up in a literal Cinderella-style carriage like, “I’m not riding a horse today, I am the main character.” Fun fact: Queen Elizabeth did the same thing in the ’80s when she said, “I’m 60 and I’ve earned my right to sit, babes.”

Let’s talk vibes:

🔹 The King’s still doing treatments after being diagnosed with cancer in early 2024
🔹 But according to his squad (aka royal aides), he’s out here living like nothing happened—because #Slay
🔹 One aide said, “He’s just managing it.” Translation: “He’s that dude.”
🔹 Doctors gave the green light and Charles basically moonwalked out of The London Clinic like it was a day spa

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AND—get this—homeboy was hospitalized on March 27, and DAYS later, he was back on his feet, hitting up Canada and even showing face at London’s SXSW like, “What’s up fellow creatives?” He’s not just king, he’s King Content™.

Let’s not forget: Charles has been doing Trooping the Colour since he was THREE. Literally toddler king behavior. Imagine pulling up to your first parade in 1951 in a carriage with your grandma, and 73 years later you’re still showing up like a royal icon. Legacy much?

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King Charles said, “It’s my parade and I’ll SLAY if I want to.” Cancer? Horses? Time itself? They all bowed down.

#KingCharlesEnergy #TroopingTheSlay #CarriageCore

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🎉KING CHARLES PULLS UP TO HIS OWN BIRTHDAY PARADE LIKE A ROYAL BADDIE—CANCER SAID “BOO,” HE SAID “AND??”👑

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