Kim Kardashian is ready for love—or at least for a man to have a designated spot for his hoodies and overpriced sneakers.
On a recent episode of The Kardashians, the 44-year-old billionaire, SKIMS mogul, and professional breaker-of-the-internet revealed that she’s already designing a closet space for her future, currently nonexistent boyfriend while renovating her home.
Manifestation level: Expert.
Kris Jenner, the world’s busiest momager and part-time detective, immediately smelled something suspicious.
“Who’s him?” Kris pried, likely already drafting up a non-disclosure agreement for this mystery man.
“I don’t know,” Kim replied casually, like she wasn’t just crafting a luxury storage unit for an invisible boyfriend. “I won’t be open to having a partner if I don’t build it.”
Yes, Kim Kardashian is officially treating love like Field of Dreams: If you build it, he will come.
Kris Jenner, Cupid-in-Chief
Later in her confessional, Kris, 69, reassured viewers that no, Kim is not secretly dating some mystery dude. Yet. But she does believe her daughter is on the hunt for “true love” (and possibly a man who can appreciate a highly organized closet system).
“She’s the best version of Kim when she’s in love,” Kris declared, proving that even billionaires have moms who push them to date.
Meanwhile, Kim’s ex-husband, Kanye West, continues to make headlines for, well, Kanye-ing all over social media.
Kim and Kanye were married for nearly seven years before calling it quits in 2021. Together, they co-parent their four kids—North, 11, Saint, 9, Chicago, 7, and Psalm, 5—while navigating the fine art of being exes in the public eye.
Last month, Kim shocked the world by saying she still has “good vibes” with Kanye. In related news, scientists are now studying how one maintains good vibes with their ex-husband who does the most at all times.
As for Kim’s future mystery man? Well, with a closet waiting for him, he’s already got a prime real estate listing in Casa Kardashian. Now all he has to do is exist.
