Khloe Kardashian has had ENOUGH, y’all! She is putting her foot down—probably in a designer stiletto—when it comes to people calling Kendall and Kylie Jenner her “half-sisters.”
The 40-year-old reality queen and professional truth-bomb dropper spilled her feelings on the latest episode of Khloe In Wonderland, and let’s just say… she is NOT here for that terminology.
“I absolutely despise when people call Kendall and Kylie our half-sisters,” Khloe told Kris Jenner, who was either genuinely shocked or just really good at pretending (it’s giving momager poker face).
“Because I’m like, no, those are my REAL sisters. I was born and raised with them, I probably changed their diapers at some point, we’ve stolen each other’s clothes, had screaming matches over borrowed shoes, and honestly, if that doesn’t make you a full-blooded sibling, I don’t know what does.”
She went on, dramatically (because duh), “I really find that insulting when people say that about us. Like, who raised you? Wolves? Do you not know how family works?”
Even Kris, the CEO of Everything Kardashian™, seemed thrown. “I don’t even think about that term or use that term,” she said, which is fair, considering Kris probably spends more time trademarking their names than worrying about family tree semantics.
Khloe doubled down, saying, “We never do! But these OTHER people—ugh, the AUDACITY. I just hate when they label us like that. I really, really hate it. And listen, I don’t hate a lot of things.”
(Side note: We need to see Khloe’s official List of Things She Hates. Is it just this and unseasoned food? Discuss.)
For those who need a Kardashian-Jenner Family Flowchart: Khloe, Kourtney, Kim, and Rob Kardashian all share Kris and the late Robert Kardashian as parents. Kendall and Kylie, meanwhile, are Kris’s daughters with Caitlyn Jenner. On Caitlyn’s side, Kendall and Kylie also have a bunch of older half-siblings—Burt Jenner, Cassandra Marino, Brandon Jenner, and Brody Jenner (aka the dude who spent a lot of time on The Hills).
But if you think Khloe is about to let a technicality mess with her full-sibling energy, you’ve got another thing coming. Case closed, debate over, and if you call Kendall and Kylie her “half-sisters” again, Khloe just might block you.
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