Khloe Kardashian Advises Her Brother Rob Kardashian To Donate His Sperm To Her Friend Malika Haqq

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Khloe Kardashian: The Sperm Broker Extraordinaire!

In the latest episode of *The Kardashians*, Hulu served up a cocktail of hilarity and awkwardness on Thursday (June 13). Our favorite reality star, the 39-year-old Khloe Kardashian, decided to dabble in some unconventional family planning by suggesting her brother Rob Kardashian donate his “swimmers” to her friend.

Yes, you heard that right. Khloe’s playing matchmaker in the most bizarre way possible!

At the start of the episode, Khloe’s BFF Malika Haqq made a grand entrance with baby talk on her mind. Malika, 41, who shares a 4-year-old son, Ace, with her ex O.T. Genasis, dropped a bombshell.

“So, I’ve been working on a project and I need your input and your support,” Malika began, all mysterious and serious. “I want to have another baby.”

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Cue Khloe’s jaw hitting the floor. “With who?” she inquired, probably already mentally scanning her Rolodex of eligible bachelors.

But Malika, ever the curveball pitcher, replied, “We don’t know. I just think I might need to go to the sperm bank.”

Hold the phone! Khloe, in her infinite wisdom and boundless creativity, suggested an alternative: “Why not Rob?”

(For those keeping up with the Kardashians’ past escapades, Rob and Malika had a brief fling eons ago.)

In true Khloe fashion, she grabbed her phone and called Rob up for this “Bible serious” proposition.

“Malika wants to have another kid and she was going to go to a sperm bank to get sperm, but I just said, ‘Why not get it from you?’” she said, with all the nonchalance of someone asking to borrow a cup of sugar.

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Rob, however, responded with the zinger of the century: “I can’t c– anymore.”

Cue Malika’s bewildered expression. “Is it broke?”

Khloe, ever the problem solver, clarified, “Rob, you don’t have to, you just put it in a cup.”

Rob, sticking to his guns, kept repeating himself like a broken record.

Khloe, never one to be outdone, pressed on, “But what does that have to do with the sperm?”

Realizing they were going in circles, Khloe wrapped it up with, “Ok, well we have time to prepare her womb so you could prepare your penis. You just simmer on this conversation.”

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Hanging up, Khloe mused, “This is weirder than I thought.”

In her confessional, Khloe couldn’t resist taking a playful jab at Rob. “My brother is just, he’s just disgusting and we can’t ever just talk normal,” she laughed. “But, I don’t think there’s a problem.”

Khloe Kardashian: reality star, doting sister, and now, unofficial sperm bank coordinator. What will she think of next?

@kardashianshulu khloé is on baby daddy duty. watch a new episode of #TheKardashians tomorrow on @hulu ♬ original sound – kardashianshulu

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