Kesha & Scissor Sisters Are Taking Over America With the “Tits Out Tour” – And You’re NOT Ready

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Kesha and the Scissor Sisters are about to turn your summer into a glitter-soaked fever dream.

The pop chaos queen Kesha and the iconic party brigade Scissor Sisters just announced their “Tits Out Tour,” hitting amphitheaters, arenas, and possibly your last two remaining brain cells starting July 1 in Utah (yes, Utah is about to get feral).

This is Kesha’s biggest tour EVER and the Scissor Sisters’ first North American run in over a decade—so yeah, history is being made, and you’re invited.

Joining the madness on select dates? Slayyyter (for when you need that extra dose of cyber-pop bad bitchness) and Rose Gray (to make you feel things you weren’t ready for).

Kesha Says: “Let’s Make Love, Not Content”
In a statement that could only come from a woman who has seen things on the internet, Kesha declared:

“The most political thing we can do right now is love. Love ourselves and love each other. Americans need more safe, consensual sex. I’m going TITS OUT this summer to bring joy, acceptance, and celebration to this country.”

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That’s right. Forget war. Forget hatred. Forget your ex’s shady new situationship. This summer is about love, freedom, and possibly getting hit on by a hot stranger wearing a red wristband.

Speaking of which—Kesha has partnered with Feeld, the dating app for people who think vanilla is just a flavor. Attendees are encouraged to wear RED if they’re single and ready to risk it all.

“Along the way, I’m looking for a sugar daddy,” Kesha added. “So if you bring a tall, hot, single friend, you get extra animal points.” (Tinder who? Kesha is reinventing dating apps.)

Ticket Info: Because You NEED to Be There
Pre-sale starts Tuesday, April 8 at 10 AM (local time). The general public gets their shot on Thursday, April 10 at 10 AM (local time). Run, don’t walk to Ticketmaster or one of those resale sites (you know the ones) if you want to secure your spot in this sweaty, euphoric mess of a summer event.

Scissor Sisters Are READY to Bring the Chaos
In case you needed another reason to show up, Scissor Sisters chimed in:

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“There has always been a bit of anarchy and chaos to both of our live shows – and we can’t wait to bring that ‘anything can happen’ energy across North America again.”

Translation? Prepare to see things you can’t unsee.

Tour Dates – AKA, Where the Party’s At

JULY
🦄 1 – West Valley City, UT – Utah First Credit Union Amphitheatre ^
🦄 3 – Mountain View, CA – Shoreline Amphitheatre ^
🦄 5 – Inglewood, CA – Kia Forum ^
🦄 6 – Phoenix, AZ – Talking Stick Resort Amphitheatre ^
🦄 8 – Dallas, TX – Dos Equis Pavilion ^
🦄 10 – The Woodlands, TX – The Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion ^
🦄 12 – Tinley Park, IL – Credit Union 1 Amphitheatre ^
🦄 13 – St. Louis, MO – Hollywood Casino Amphitheatre ^
🦄 15 – Nashville, TN – Riverfront Park – Ascend Amphitheater ^
🦄 16 – Cincinnati, OH – Riverbend Music Center ^
🦄 18 – Noblesville, IN – Ruoff Music Center ^
🦄 19 – Clarkston, MI – Pine Knob Music Theatre #
🦄 21 – Toronto, ON – Budweiser Stage #
🦄 23 – New York, NY – Madison Square Garden
🦄 24 – Mansfield, MA – Xfinity Center #
🦄 26 – Burgettstown, PA – The Pavilion at Star Lake #
🦄 28 – Cuyahoga Falls, OH – Blossom Music Center #
🦄 29 – Philadelphia, PA – TD Pavilion at The Mann #
🦄 31 – Buffalo, NY – Darien Lake Amphitheater #

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AUGUST
🎉 2 – Virginia Beach, VA – Veterans United Home Loans Amphitheater #
🎉 3 – Raleigh, NC – Coastal Credit Union Music Park at Walnut Creek #
🎉 5 – Charlotte, NC – PNC Music Pavilion #
🎉 7 – Alpharetta, GA – Ameris Bank Amphitheatre #
🎉 9 – West Palm Beach, FL – iTHINK Financial Amphitheatre #
🎉 10 – Tampa, FL – MIDFLORIDA Credit Union Amphitheatre #

(^ w/ Slayyyter, # w/ Rose Gray)

TL;DR: This tour is about to be absolute chaos in the best way possible. Grab your tickets, grab your besties, and get ready to go TITS OUT with Kesha & the Scissor Sisters. You’ve been warned. 🚨

Kesha & Scissor Sisters Are Taking Over America With the “Tits Out Tour” – And You’re NOT Ready

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