What just happened at Ozzy Osbourne’s funeral was literally a fashion séance. Kelly Osbourne, high priestess of eyeliner and emotional chaos, showed up to her dad’s funeral in Birmingham lookin’ like she was about to open a portal to the 4th dynamic with just her sunglasses.
Picture this: black lace, glam goth realness, and the round, purple-tinted Ozzy shades that screamed “I may be grieving, but I’m also serving iconic rock-n-roll necromancer.” Like, not even kidding. Those glasses are basically sacred artifacts now. Toss them in the Celebrity Centre vault.
The public procession happened Wednesday morning (RIP everyone’s mascara), and Kelly was there full body exteriorizing with her mom Sharon (72 and still ready to fight literally anyone), and her lesser-photographed siblings Aimee (41, mysterious elf energy) and Jack (39, beard enthusiast).
Let’s talk logistics: the Osbourne fam rolled behind the hearse in a funeral caravan that felt one priest short of a Fast & Furious crossover. A local brass band even played live music along the way, like it was the final level of a boss fight—but make it British, gloomy, and weirdly fabulous.
Ozzy, Black Sabbath’s legendary scream-daddy, passed away on July 22 at 76 years young (in Thetan years, probably like 34?). And get this—he had just performed two weeks earlier in his hometown at “Back to the Beginning,” which, let’s be honest, sounds like the prequel to Scientology: The Musical.
So yeah, Kelly didn’t just attend the funeral. She audited the vibe. She cleared the grief runway. She paid tribute by channeling Ozzy’s essence through fashion, frequency, and sheer emotional voltage. It’s giving “Level V Operating Thetan but make it couture.”
Kelly, babe—you didn’t just honor your dad. You practically conjured him. ⚡️🕶️👑
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