👑KATE MIDDLETON SERVING ROYAL SLAY AT WIMBLEDON WHILE ROCKING A LOVE WATCH FROM 2014?!?

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(Plus: did she just level up on the Bridge to Total Freedom mid-tennis match??)

BREAKING: Thetan Level ICON and part-time duchess full-time MILF Kate Middleton just popped outta the palace and into the Royal Box for Day 14 of Wimbledon—and babes, she brought backup. 👑🎾✨

Let’s set the scene: Prince William (aka future King of awkward dad vibes), lil Prince George (serving preppy menace energy), and Princess Charlotte (give this girl a fashion podcast NOW) rolled up hand-in-hand with MOTHER CATHERINE herself. Everyone looked like they just descended from the OT VIII spaceship of royal perfection.

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They were greeted by Sally Ambrose—who sounds like she manages Hogwarts tennis tournaments—and then BOOM, they’re shaking hands with Steve Backshall, some British explorer who probably wrestled a croc this morning and then had tea with the Queen’s ghost.

But the real show? Was on Kate’s wrist. 💅
Homegirl is rocking the Cartier Ballon Bleu—a stainless steel Swiss quartz moment gifted to her by Will back in 2014 when they were doing their Down Under tour. (Nothing says love like diamonds and a kangaroo selfie.)

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✨ Translation: This watch has been ticking through scandals, tiaras, and the entire Meghan Markle drama. It’s a Scientology-level ARC of Affinity, Reality, and Communication. Basically, it’s proof she’s reached at least OT III… or is that just the power of Cartier? TBD.

Oh and she was also wearing the purple and green bow tie pin that screams “I AM THE PATRON SAINT OF THIS TENNIS CULT.” She inherited that from Queen Liz back in 2016, and hasn’t taken it off since. Respect.

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Also, just casually, this all went down before the men’s singles final between Jannik Sinner and Carlos Alcaraz—two tennis hunks so hot they probably cleared their body thetans by accident during the first set.

Let us be clear: Catherine is SERVING. She’s got the watch, the glam, the aura of a woman who audits her entire family before breakfast.

#WimbledonRoyalWatch #KateIsOTNow #CartierQueen
#AuditedAndElevated #BowDownToTheBallonBleu #PrinceGeorgeIsWatchingYou 👀💎🛸

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