Kate Middleton Is Not In Houston, Texas, According To Kensington Palace

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So, apparently, there’s this conspiracy buzzing louder than a bee in a quiet library about Kate Middleton, aka the Princess of Wales. The hot take? She’s supposedly not in good ol’ England anymore. Nope, according to some digital sleuths, Kate’s jetted off to parts unknown, possibly for some top-secret treatment far away from Buckingham Palace’s snooping eyes.

Now, let’s dissect this juicy nugget of rumor. The theory goes that Kate’s not chilling in Windsor or strolling the streets of London, but rather getting some serious R&R (and maybe a few medical check-ups) in a mysterious locale like Europe or even North America. Because, you know, when you’re a royal, sometimes you just need to take a spontaneous trip abroad to avoid the paparazzi. But seriously, imagine Kate trying to blend in at a cafe in Paris or something. “La Princess in Paree” could be the next big rom-com.

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But hold onto your corgis, because the plot thickens! There was this whole kerfuffle on Reddit and TikTok where folks claimed they heard through the grapevine (or rather, through the digital grapevine) that Kate might be holed up in Houston, Texas, of all places. Yes, you heard that right. Houston, we have a princess… allegedly. Rumor had it she was kicking it at the swanky St. Regis hotel, possibly undergoing secret treatments. Cue the royal palace promptly squashing that rumor like a bug. They were quicker than a corgi chasing a squirrel to set the record straight: “Nah, Kate’s not in Texas, y’all.”

But wait, there’s more drama! Apparently, there’s been talk about Kate’s health since she announced she’s battling something serious. The palace confirmed she’s been going through chemotherapy, but when she’ll make her grand comeback to royal duties? Nobody knows. Some say she might never return to the spotlight as we knew her. Cue gasps from the Queen’s corgis.

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And just when you thought things couldn’t get more bizarre, enter TikTok. One user spilled the tea about seeing whispers that Kate was sipping lattes in Houston. The post blew up faster than a rocket launch, with half a million views and enough comments to rival a Kardashian Instagram post. MD Anderson Cancer Center, famous for treating celebs like they’re VIPs at a fancy spa, had to zip their lips due to privacy rules. Can’t spill the royal beans, even if you wanted to.

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So, where’s Kate really? Who knows! Maybe she’s kicking back with some croissants in Paris, getting medical advice from a stylish French doctor named Pierre. Or perhaps she’s in Switzerland, where even the Alps know how to keep a secret. But one thing’s for sure: she’s not lost in Texas. Because let’s face it, Kate in cowboy boots? That’s a reality show waiting to happen.

@matta_of_fact Kate Middleton spotted in Houston TX? 👀 Spilling the reat of the tea on my #royal theory about #KateMiddleton reciving cancer treatment outside of the UK ☕️ (in the United States, no less) #royals #royalfamily #princesskate #princessofwales #britishroyals #royalnews #royaltea #royalty #britishroyalfamily #royalgossip #royalnews #royalupdates ♬ "Moonlight" in the dream (Beethoven) – LEOPARD

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