In the latest episode of “What Did Kanye Do Now?,” his former assistant, Lauren Pisciotta, has served up a lawsuit so spicy it makes his Twitter rants look like nursery rhymes. She’s accusing Mr. Yeezus himself of drugging and sexually assaulting her during a studio session back in 2021, hosted by Kanye and Sean “Diddy” Combs. Spoiler alert: Diddy somehow dodges this legal hurricane—must’ve brought his own un-laced drinks.
A Lawsuit with Layers (Like Yeezy Sneakers)
According to the amended complaint, things took a very sharp left turn during a studio session where Kanye allegedly served Lauren a drink with more plot twists than a soap opera. She claims that after sipping it, she was hit with a wave of confusion, disorientation, and “what-the-heck-happened-last-night” vibes. This wasn’t your average tequila blackout—this was some next-level, “where even is my body right now?” kind of experience.
And just when you think the night couldn’t get more chaotic, Kanye reportedly laughed it off later, saying, “Women love to say they don’t remember.” Yeah, Ye… that’s exactly how you want to respond to an amnesia-inducing mystery night. 😬
From Fashion Assistant to Full-Time Chaos Manager
Lauren didn’t just stop at one wild Kanye job. After this surreal night, she still agreed to work with him as his assistant and Chief of Staff (because who doesn’t love a workplace that’s 80% crisis management?). But things only went downhill from there. The lawsuit mentions that before her eventual firing, her inbox was flooded with… well, let’s just say Kanye wasn’t sending meeting agendas. We’re talking explicit texts, videos, and calls—imagine HR’s worst nightmare.
Donda Drama and Other Lawsuit Side Quests
Lauren was originally brought on to assist with the Yeezy fashion line and Kanye’s album Donda, but let’s be honest, it seems like half the job involved dodging awkward conversations and… porn? 😳 She claims she confronted Kanye about the whole studio night during their time working together, only to be met with a casual chuckle and some dismissive nonsense about memory loss.
Naturally, Ye’s legal team denied everything—because, of course, denying things is one of Kanye’s favorite pastimes. They’ve even hinted at counter-suing Lauren, because no Kanye story would be complete without some “reverse Uno” legal maneuvering.
Meanwhile, he’s also juggling lawsuits from other former employees. One ex-employee claimed they suffered “severe discrimination and harassment” while working for Yeezy and at Donda Academy. Another lawsuit accuses Kanye of emotional distress, retaliation, and labor violations. Apparently, running a fashion empire and an academy means violating every HR guideline possible.
Lawsuit Season Continues
So where does all this leave Kanye? In legal deep water, probably wearing Crocs and tweeting about how “the media doesn’t understand his genius.” But for Lauren, it’s clear she’s had enough—filing lawsuits like she’s playing bingo, trying to hold him accountable for what she describes as a dangerous and deeply disturbing experience.
We don’t know what Kanye’s next move will be, but given his track record, it’ll either be another lawsuit, an impromptu album drop, or a new line of bedazzled sweatpants. Stay tuned.
