Kanye West and Bianca Censori Spotted on Spicy Date in Spain — Love Rekindled Over Butter Chicken?

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Kanye and Bianca are back! And this time, it’s extra crispy — because nothing says “true love is simmering again” like a chicken curry-fueled date night in Spain. Yes, Ye and his butter-chicken-bae Bianca Censori were caught on camera looking cozy and carb-loaded after a dinner date in Mallorca that’s got fans and foodies alike buzzing.

The rap icon and the architectural fashion experiment (aka Bianca) popped up at a place called Indian Fusion Cala d’Or — because when you’re rebuilding your relationship, you start with fusion, obviously. Staffers there say the couple was “nice and happy,” which in Kanye-speak is basically the equivalent of jumping on Oprah’s couch.

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And get this — they even tried to be lowkey. LOL. Kanye lowkey? Sure, Jan. His security rolled in 10 minutes early demanding a VIP room like they were ordering takeout with a side of privacy. But the restaurant didn’t have one, so the staff improvised — cornered off a little section like it was a middle school dance chaperoned by naan bread.

There was even a mystery man in an orange jacket tagging along. We don’t know who he is, but he definitely gives “designated third wheel with opinions on mango lassi” vibes.

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Now, let’s talk dinner details, because this is where it gets deliciously dramatic. Kanye ditched his mask (progress!), ordered chicken curry and chicken balti like a man who’s got both emotional baggage and an appetite. Bianca kept it classy with butter chicken (queen behavior), while their orange-sleeved buddy went with chicken tikka masala — the Beyoncé of Indian dishes.

No wine, no cocktails, not even a cheeky sangria. Instead, they sipped on mango lassis like three lactose-tolerant legends. They shared rice. They shared naan. They shared a vibe. The whole affair was over in under an hour — faster than Kanye can change his album name.

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Oh, and the bill? A humble 80 Euros. Love on a budget. Respect.

So, are Kanye and Bianca officially back on? Are mango lassis the new love potion? Is the man in the orange jacket secretly writing a memoir about this moment? Who knows. But one thing’s for sure: romance is alive, spicy, and best served with extra naan.

Stay tuned. Or just check Ye’s Instagram, where he’ll probably soft-launch his feelings with a blurry photo and a random Bible verse.

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