Rumor has it that Kanye West and his wife, Bianca Censori, might be heading for a dramatic split faster than you can say “Donda!” Reports are flying around like confetti at a Kardashian birthday party, claiming that the couple has been whispering to their friends about a breakup that happened a few weeks ago.
Bianca has reportedly packed her bags and jetted back to Australia to hug kangaroos and eat Vegemite with her family. Meanwhile, Kanye—probably donning a fresh pair of Yeezys—has been chatting up his buddies about his plans to move to Tokyo. Yes, you heard that right. Apparently, he thinks the best way to handle marital woes is to switch continents and change his address faster than you can change your Netflix password!
As of now, the couple has not issued an official statement, which means their relationship status is still as unclear as a Kanye tweet. Just a friendly reminder, Kanye and Bianca tied the knot on December 20, 2022, which is about as close to Kim Kardashian’s divorce finalization as a pair of distressed jeans is to haute couture.
So, keep your eyes peeled and your popcorn ready, because this soap opera is just getting started! Stay tuned for more updates—who knows, we might soon be seeing Kanye’s Tokyo adventures on the next season of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Global Edition!”
