JoJo Siwa Plans To Have Three Kids Via A Sperm Donor

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Move over storks, JoJo Siwa’s got her own game plan for the baby brigade, and it’s a hoot! The ever-energetic 20-year-old, also known as the glitter queen of the dance floor on So You Think You Can Dance, spilled the beans in an interview, revealing that she’s not just thinking about motherhood – she’s orchestrating it like a maestro in a neon orchestra.

In a chat that probably had the interviewer doing double-takes, JoJo shared her grand design: three mini-JoJos to conquer the world with their boundless energy and trademark bows. But hold onto your hats – or should we say hairpieces – because this isn’t your average family planning saga. Oh no, JoJo’s got a twist worthy of a reality TV plotline.

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First off, she’s not just idly chatting about this over a latte with friends. No siree, she’s diving headfirst into the baby-naming game, and she’s playing for keeps. Picture this: JoJo, with that unmistakable spark in her eyes, proudly displaying her body art like a canvas at a preschool art show. Yep, she went and got tattoos of her future brood’s names inked on her skin. Because why settle for baby books when you can have baby body art?

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Now, brace yourself for the big reveal. Drumroll, please! The lineup includes a leading lady named Freddie and a dynamic duo of twin boys, Eddie and Teddie. We can already see them bopping around in tiny sequined outfits, spreading joy and glitter wherever they go. JoJo’s not leaving anything to chance. Nope, she’s got a sperm donor on speed dial, ready to sprinkle some stardust into her life and complete the rainbow of her dream family.

But in true JoJo fashion, she’s keeping us guessing about the identity of this mystery man. Maybe he’s a secret superhero, or perhaps he’s just someone with a particularly impressive collection of bow ties. Whatever the case, JoJo’s got her sights set on motherhood, and nothing – not even revealing the name of her sperm donor – is going to rain on her parade. So, here’s to JoJo Siwa, the queen of quirk and future mom extraordinaire. May her journey into parenthood be as fabulously fun-filled as her dance routines!

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