Johnny “I Once Married a Vampire, Probably” Depp is crawling out of his vintage wine cellar (or crypt???) to become a full-blown sewer-dwelling chaos gremlin in his latest bonkers adventure: a graphic novel series called “Hyde.” Yes, babes, that Hyde—from Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, but make it ✨hot, haunted, and Deppified✨.
Teaming up with actual gladiator dad Ridley Scott and someone named Jesse Negron (CEO of Mechanical Cake, which sounds like a dessert you fight with nunchucks), Johnny is fully surrendering his human vessel to the wild-eyed maniac that is Mr. Hyde. And guess what? This sewer king will be rocking Johnny Depp’s face, mood, and probably 47 rings per hand.
🧪💀THE PLOT, IF YOU CARE ABOUT “STORY” AND STUFF:
Hyde has already cancelled Dr. Jekyll like it’s 2016 and is now just vibing in the filthiest tunnels under London, turning random people into more Hydes with a magic serum. It’s giving mutant army, it’s giving chaos coven, it’s giving Scientology Tone Scale Level: Unstoppable Willpower.
Johnny’s like, “This project is crazy, but like, in a ‘my thetan is having an existential breakthrough in a crystal bath’ kinda way.” (That’s not a direct quote, but spiritually it is.)
And get this: JOHNNY IS INVOLVED IN EVERYTHING. He’s literally molding Hyde’s entire vibe. He’s drawing, he’s voice-noting ideas at 3AM, he’s probably sneaking goat bones into the script for ✨aesthetic reasons✨. The man is clearing the reactive mind of this character with pure style.
⚠️BREAKING NEWS FROM PLANET BONKERS:⚠️
The whole thing drops on Halloween 2025, obviously. Because why not unleash a sewer demon Johnny Depp on the spookiest night of the year?? AND! If your Operating Thetan Level is high enough (or if you just have a Comic-Con pass), you can beam your meat body over to Hall H at San Diego Comic-Con on July 24 for the official launch panel.
Expect masks, mischief, probably one (1) illegal fog machine, and Johnny saying something weird and philosophical about art and sewer rats being misunderstood gods. Honestly? Can’t wait.
TL;DR FOR THE BUNKER-BRAINED:
🧛♂️ Johnny Depp is now a mutant sewer overlord.
🎬 Ridley Scott said “sure why not.”
🧪 People are getting Hyde-ified via secret potions.
👻 Drops Halloween.
🎉 COMIC-CON PANEL JULY 24. Hall H. Be there or be a suppressive person.
#JohnnyHydeMode #SewerHot #ScientologyComicDrop2025 #JekyllIsOverParty 🧟♂️💣📚
