🚨 John Mayer Says He’s SINGLE and Ready to MINGLE… If You Come With Wi-Fi and Emotional Stability 🚨

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John Mayer is back on the market, babes! πŸ’…βœ¨ The 47-year-old human heartbreak anthem and walking cologne commercial just went full softboi on the SmartLess podcast with Will Arnett, Jason Bateman, and Sean Hayes, and yesβ€”he spilled tea hotter than your group chat at 3am.

β€œI’m a single person. I’m a catch,” Mayer declared confidently, while probably adjusting his leather bracelet and staring into the emotional void. Like OK, sir!!! Go off with your sadboy swagger and vintage denim.

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But WAIT. It gets juicier than a $7 Erewhon smoothie.

He also revealed that being famous is basically the Tinder Platinum of dating:

β€œFame is a very good filtration system.”

Translation: If you can handle the paparazzi, my emotional depth, and three-hour acoustic sets about my feelingsβ€”you might be the one, shawty.

And now, for the biggest plot twist since Kylie said she’s a minimalist:
JOHN. MIGHT. GET. MARRIED. πŸ‘°πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ””

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Yes, Mr. β€œYour Body Is a Wonderland” said he’s only dating with WIFE ENERGY now.

β€œEvery girlfriend would be a potential wife at this point,” he said, probably while journaling and sipping on a turmeric latte.

So if you’re trying to wife up a Grammy-winning crooner with more emotional baggage than LAXβ€”slide into the Mayerverse. Just bring snacks, patience, and maybe a therapist.

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