Jessica Simpson, 44, strutted through a Los Angeles airport on Monday like she owned Delta, American and Spirit Airlines. Miss Ma’am was serving post-divorce glow-up realness in oversized sunglasses that screamed “I do not make eye contact with peasants,” a sassy off-the-shoulder top, and hoop earrings big enough to double as emergency life preservers.
But wait—what’s that? No wedding ring?! That’s right. While her fingers were iced out with enough chunky rings to start a rap career, the wedding ring was mysteriously MIA. Dun dun dunnnn! 😱
This glamorous airport slay-fest comes just months after she officially announced her separation from hubby Eric Johnson, who she’s been married to since 2014. And just when we thought it was all over and done, plot twist: Jessica and Eric were spotted playing happy family just last week in San Diego with their adorable trio of kiddos—Maxwell (12), Ace (11), and Birdie (5), a.k.a. the coolest sibling band that doesn’t exist yet but totally should.
IconicHipster.com even dropped the receipts—photos of the whole fam out and about, looking like one big Target commercial. So now everyone’s asking: Are they back together? Are they just co-parenting pros? Is this just a well-timed PR move with excellent lighting?
Only time (and probably Jessica’s next album) will tell. 🎤👀
