Jessica Alba Shuts Down Divorce Rumors with Universal Studios Extravaganza

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Jessica Alba has waved a giant metaphorical foam finger in the face of those pesky split rumors, and she’s doing it with a side of churros and roller coasters.

For weeks, the internet’s favorite pastime (other than obsessing over avocado toast) has been speculating whether the 43-year-old Fantastic Four star and her husband Cash Warren, 45, were calling it quits. The buzz started when eagle-eyed fans noticed Jessica ditching her wedding ring—gasp—and cropping Cash out of Instagram posts like he was an ex from prom photos. Drama, right?

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But Jessica, queen of multitasking and ultimate family gal, was clearly not having any of it. On Friday (January 3), she dropped an Instagram post so wholesome it could cure your seasonal blues. The photos showcased the entire Alba-Warren squad – daughters Honor (16), Haven (13), and the birthday boy Hayes (7) – living their best lives at Universal Studios. Yes, she brought out the big guns: a family theme park day.

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“The best day at #UniversalStudios celebrating our 7️⃣ year old, Hayes! 🎂🎊🎟️🎢🥳 Thank you for having us, @unistudios 🫶🏽” Jessica captioned the post, sprinkling emojis like confetti at a surprise party. Translation: “We’re fine. Stop the rumors and go touch some grass.”

The photos included enough smiles, hugs, and theme park vibes to silence even the nosiest gossipers. And let’s be real, nothing says “we’re solid” like surviving a full day of theme park chaos with three kids and no visible signs of meltdown. That’s the real-life equivalent of superpowers, Jessica.

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Jessica Alba has officially shut down the internet’s drama factory by reminding us that family photos and a solid churro game are worth more than a thousand tabloids. Move along, people; there’s no trouble in paradise—unless you count a long line for the Jurassic Park ride.

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