Jessica Alba & Cash Warren Call It Quits After 20 Years: Who Gets the Kids, the Rings, and the Netflix Password?

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Love might be eternal, but Hollywood marriages? Not so much. In the latest episode of Celeb Couples Who Tried Their Best But Said, “Nah”, Jessica Alba and her husband Cash Warren are reportedly dunzo. Yep, according to TMZ, the 43-year-old actress-slash-CEO of Honest (and we guess now honestly single) and her 45-year-old film producer hubby are separating and gearing up for divorce court.

A Love Story That Lasted Longer Than Most iPhone Models
Jessica and Cash tied the knot back in 2008 when flip phones were still a thing, and have been together for over two decades. In Hollywood years, that’s like three lifetimes. They’ve got three kids—Honor, 16, Haven, 13, and Hayes, 7—who are undoubtedly bracing themselves for awkward custody handoffs and who-gets-which-holiday negotiations.

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The Mystery of the Missing Rings
Why the breakup? We don’t know! Did Cash forget to refill the dishwasher again? Did Jessica insist on keeping the thermostat at a cozy 72 while Cash is a 65-or-bust kind of guy? Nobody’s spilling yet. But eagle-eyed fans noticed the pair ditching their wedding rings recently, a subtle hint that the “forever” in their vows had developed an asterisk.

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Their Last Red Carpet Hurrah
Their final joint public appearance was back in November 2024, where they smiled for the cameras like everything was fine—classic move. But hey, maybe they were already planning their respective solo Netflix-and-wine nights back then.

Awaiting Official Word (Or Instagram Notes App Statements)
TMZ says it’s happening, but reps for the couple haven’t confirmed. Until then, we’ll be refreshing social media for a heartfelt announcement or some cryptic quote about “growth” and “new chapters.” You know, the usual.

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In the meantime, we’ll be here, pouring one out for another celebrity couple who tried to make it work but realized they’d rather just watch The Bachelor separately. Best of luck, Jessica and Cash—may the custody battles be swift, the divorce attorneys gentle, and the co-parenting Instagram captions flawless.

Jessica Alba & Cash Warren Call It Quits After 20 Years: Who Gets the Kids, the Rings, and the Netflix Password?

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