Okay, flower girl summer just got hijacked by Jeremy Allen White, and honestly? We’re not even mad. We’re swooning. We’re spiraling. We’re stalking every farmer’s market in a 10-mile radius because apparently, that’s where hot men grow.
The 34-year-old Emmy-winning daddy chef of chaos (aka Carmy from The Bear) showed up on The Tonight Show lookin’ like a human lavender candle and finally explained why he’s always caught on camera lugging around enough flowers to summon Mother Nature herself.
So what’s the tea? Turns out Jeremy isn’t building a secret flower empire or running a black market for romantic gestures. He just… likes flowers. Like, genuinely. Like, “I wake up, stretch, buy peonies, and breathe like I’m in a Nancy Meyers movie” kind of vibes.
“I have this little farmer’s market near my house,” he told Jimmy Fallon, blinking like a baby deer in a meadow. “I just love going there. I love flowers in my house. I like them in the house. I like giving them to people.”
Insert global audience melting like a Yankee Candle in August.
BUT WAIT—IT GETS WORSE (by worse, we mean unbearably cute). Jeremy arranges the flowers with his daughters, Ezer (6) and Dolores (4), every Sunday. “It’s a nice thing that we do,” he said, while 9 million people simultaneously ovulated.
No notes. He’s perfect. He’s giving “tattooed florist energy.” He’s the walking Pinterest board we never knew we needed.
And oh yeah—The Bear Season 4 is streaming now on Hulu, in case you want to watch Jeremy emotionally implode while cooking risotto and being aggressively hot.
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